6/13/2018

WoodRocket is Proud to Present the Roast of April O’Neil

Pic courtesy of Wood Rocket.


From the official press release:

THE DIRTIEST ROAST OF ALL TIME:
ADULT CINEMA STARS GET ROASTED IN NEW WOODROCKET SERIES
(Woodland Hills, CA) June 13th, 2018 – Do you love adult movies and celebrity roasts? Wish that you could combine the two into one giant sex comedy where horniness meets hilariousness? Well, you are about to get lucky! WoodRocket is proud to present the roast of popular Porn Star, April O’Neil.
Like a cross between a roast and Mystery Science Theater 3000 and pornography, The Porn Roast of April O’Neil premieres Wednesday, June 13th exclusively on WoodRocket and Pornhub, with an XXXtra Mean Bonus Scene available only on PornHub Premium.
The Porn Roast of April O’Neil is a filthy comedy event starring Comedy Central's “Roast Battle” roasters, Keith Carey and Connor McSpadden, as well as comedian and adult starlet, Missy Martinez, and the Porn Star of Honor, April O'Neil.
“Aside from being a top porn star, April was also such a great sport. They really went hard on her. And then they started telling jokes about her. But she was able to take it all,” says WoodRocket Producer, Lee Roy Myers.
The Porn Roast of April O’Neil was written by the hosts of the very popular Mean Boys Podcast on Starburns Audio, Keith Carey, Connor McSpadden , and Tom Goss, and features clips from April O'Neil's sexiest cinema like, Gnardians of the Galaxy, C*ckraiser, Fap To The Future, Pron, Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles, and even Busty Lesbian Workout!
Get ready to laugh so hard that milk will come out of your genitals!
The full uncensored The Porn Roast of April O’Neil is free to watch on WoodRocket.com and Pornhub.
Catch the XXXtra Mean Bonus Scene exclusively on PornhubPremium.com.
WoodRocket mixes porn, comedy, pop culture, and it redefines adult entertainment. Creating popular high-quality stuff like Ask A Porn Star,  Topless Girls Reading Books, Porn Stars Reading Hate Mail, and porn parodies like Dick & Morty, Hamiltoe, Dragon Boob Z, Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles, Fap To The Future, Strok√©mon, and Bob's Boners, WoodRocket isthe future of porn. WoodRocket's content has been featured on Buzzfeed, Uproxx, Gizmodo, Maxim, Complex, AV Club, Spin, Rolling Stone, The Howard Stern Show, GQ, Vice, Esquire, The Hollywood Reporter, @Midnight, Bon Appetit, and even Saturday Night Live.  

Five Points Festival 2018, Pt. 2

FYE has their own booth at Five Points Festival, where they were selling their exclusives. A signing by the legendary Ron English was also going on there. I shop a lot at FYE, so it was cool to see them here. Even cooler, is that two of the workers at the booth were from the store that I shop at on Myrtle Ave, here in Queens, NY.

Gabriel Pinto and his cool artwork:

 Joseph Schmalke's awesome art and kick ass comics made the horror fan in me VERY happy! As did the fact that he was a rocking a fucking George A. Romero's Dawn of the Dead tee!

Speaking of cool art, I loved the work of Lux Nova Studio!

 It was great to see Matt Miner (who I interviewed last year at this very same event long with members of GWAR) have a booth again. His stuff is so fucking cool, and, of course, he had GWAR comics, among them!

Five Point Festival 2018, Pt. 1

6/12/2018

India Summer Gets Caught in The Mommy Trap, Out June 12 at Girlsway/Mommy’s Girl

Pic courtesy of  Girlsway.


From the official press release:
(Montreal, QC / June 12, 2018) -- Girlsway presents a new Mommy’s Girl scene set to get pulses racing, The Mommy Trap, starring India Summer, Chloe Foster and featuring the model debut of Jane Wilde, available June 12 at Girlsway.com.
When Chloe suspects her stepmom India is cheating on her mom, she sets the ultimate Parent Trap, enlisting the comely charms of Jane to set the sting in motion.
India takes the bait without hesitation: “This is my daughter’s bedroom!” she protests. But The Mommy Trap is set and India and Jane’s twosome soon turns into a threesome when Chloe joins in the fun.
“India looks amazing as a blonde - she is coming up on just about her 40th scene with us at Girlsway,” said The Mommy Trap director Stills by Alan, noting that the formerly brunette MILF star is an enduring fan favorite since breaking big in Girlsway’s ‘Porn Noir’ series The Business of Women.
“She and Chloe were so welcoming to Jane in her Girlsway Model Debut; we expect her to become a fan favorite with our viewers as well.”
The latest Mommy’s Girl scene is also a Member Fantasy, sent in by Girlsway.com forum member SPINKING.
“Our Girlsway forum members love seeing the ‘caught cheating’ scenarios as a main plot line in our stories - we get so many Member requests for them. We hopeThe Mommy Trap continues to satisfy the fans’ forbidden fantasies!”
The Mommy Trap is available June 12 at girlsway.com/MommysGirl/The-Mommy-Trap; visit India SummerChloe Foster and Jane Wilde's official Girlsway model pages to indulge in more of their all-girl star showcases.
Visit Girlsway.com or contact affiliate manager Derrick Gilbert derrick@famedollars.com.
Follow Girlsway on social media: 
ABOUT GIRLSWAY:
Launched in October of 2014, GIRLSWAY is an all-girl studio operated by the Gamma Films Group, the production arm of award-winning adult company Gamma Entertainment. Through their close interaction with the beautiful models and their loyal fans, Girlsway is quickly becoming one of adult’s leading all-girl erotica brands. The studio produces original and addictive content that mixes both passionate lesbian sex with interesting characters and inter-connected storylines.
Appealing to both men and women, Girlsway has made their presence known both in and out of the industry and has become critically acclaimed for their style of filming, storyline based content, talented casting, and most of all, their engagement with their members. With their unique vision and breakthrough content, Girlsway is becoming porn’s most dominant lesbian network. You can find the entire Girlsway content library available online at http://www.girlsway.com and to stay up to date with the latest news and releases, you can visit http://twitter.com/girlswaynetwork.
Video-on-demand viewing is also available at Gamelink, HotMovies, AEBN, and AdultEmpire. DVDs are exclusively distributed by Girlfriends Films to all major online retailers and adult stores.

6/07/2018

Five Points Festival 2018, Pt. 1

This past weekend of June 2 & 3 2018 was the second annual Five Points Festival in NY. This year it was held at the Brooklyn Expo Center, as opposed to Pier 36 in NYC (where it was held at last year). I actually, I think I liked this locale even more than the city one! I had a great time checking out all the booths and collectibles that they sold. The next couple of posts will feature the ones that most caught my eye.

First up, Sunguts (pic above and the two pics below), which among their figurines had people with a boobie for a head. That wins in my book!

Robo7.com is heaven for fellow Godzilla and kaiju fans!

At the opposite end of the spectrum is CloverPuff, which made me smile with its unadulterated cuteness!

Mixing the cute with the funny and geeky cool is Concrete Jungle Studio. As a geek and an animal, in particular dog, lover I totally adored this booth!

Let's end today's post with Tokidoki, who always have the cutest product anywhere!
 

To be continued...

6/04/2018

Gruesome- Twisted Prayers (Album Review)

Musician: Gruesome
Album Title: Twisted Prayers 
Genre/ Subgenre: Death Metal
Label: Relapse Records
Release Date: June 5, 2018

Twisted Prayers is the second full length album from American death metal act Gruesome and continues the Death worship that the band so very expertly specializes in. This time around the sound clearly draws its inspiration from Death's masterful album Spiritual Healing, which saw the band expanding their sound with more melodic passages and more mature and thought provoking lyrics.

As a result, this album too sees Gruesome mature and explore a thrashier and more melodic sound, with lyrics moving away from the horror love of their earlier work. This leads to an impressive monster that will please anyone who misses the early days of the sub-genre and, of course, those who long for Death styled music. Topping off the Death love is the kick ass and sick cover by Ed Repka who has worked with Gruesome before and, of course, worked on the first couple of Death albums.

The musicianship is stellar as should be any band that dares to walk Death worshiping territory. The hate filled "A Waste of Life" opens with a Chuck Schuldiner-esque riff and goes into a song that is alternately chugging and driving and remains constantly pummeling. "Fate" has another incredible intro that leads into a sound that mixes a thrash and death metal style that is absolutely glorious in its delivery! The battering "Fatal Illusions" attacks the listener from the very first lick and charges right through you, like the chainsaw that it's guitar sound sometimes recalls. The title track is a ferocious beast that shreds and rips through the sound barrier and might just be the best song on this incredible release. 

It should also be noted that Gruesome released two cover songs. One is of a Mantas song (the original name for Death) "Legion of Doom" which is released as part of Decibal magazine's Flexi Series in their June 2018 issue. You can listen to that track exclusively HERE. A cover of Possessed's classic "The Exorcist" will be released on the deluxe LP of this album which is available at Relapse.com. Both, covers are fucking killer!

And, killer is THE perfect way to describe Twisted Prayers. Technically amazing and crushing music from beginning to end, this is truly an album for fans who long for this form of Death style music. Gruesome are the fucking masters at bringing it to life in this current era and as such this kick ass album is their gift to us. 

4.5 out of 5

5/25/2018

(Video) Super7 at Toy Fair 2018


At this year's Toy Fair, I got a tour of the Super7 booth. There I was shown and told about all the cool toys and collectibles that have out and are coming out. They include product from franchises and fan favorites like: Transformers, G.I. Joe, Alien, Planet of the Apes, Universal Monsters, Masters of the Universe, Iron Maiden, King Diamond, and more!
Check it out in the video below:


 

Video shot and edited by BAS Photography & Design.
Photography by Janice Leung.

5/23/2018

Light This City- Terminal Bloom (Album Review)

Musician: Light This City
Album Title: Terminal Bloom
Genre/ Subgenre: Melodic Death Metal
Label: Creator-Desctructor Records
Release Date: May 25, 2018

Full disclosure, I am a huge fan of Bay Area melodic death metal band, Light This City. Their last album, Stormchaser released a decade ago, was one of the very best album of 2008. They had put out what was to me their best work up and until that point, and then broke up. I remained a huge fan of their work listening to their music often. So imagine my pleasant surprise, when I found out that they were returning this year with a new album! 

That album is Terminal Bloom, and when I got my review copy I couldn't have a happier journalist. So, does it live up to the decade long wait? I am here to say fuck yeah and then some! Terminal Bloom is a fucking masterpiece of the sub-genre, one that reinvigorates it and the band itself. It is so fucking good that it actually feels as if no time has passed. The decade of them being apart has clearly served to make them even better than they were before, releasing their finest album, yet. 

Practically every song on here ranks a perfect five star. Hence whittling it down to just a few highlights was hard as fucking hell, but let's go right into it. The opening song "Reality in Disarray" has a beautiful and serene acoustic intro that builds and builds until it becomes an all melo-death assault. The guitar driven beginning on the awesome "A Grotesque Reflection" leads to a powerful and killer song that really shows off the vocals of Lauren Nichol. Her growl sounds better than ever and perfectly accompanies the soaring guitars from Ryan Hansen and Steve Hoffman and the driving drums of Ben Murray. 

The title track has a thundering start that builds into a furious assault that's guaranteed to get you pumped up and ready to kick ass. The lead guitar work on this song serves to further get your blood pounding. "Agents of Fate" is filled with enough rage and fury to open up a can of whoop ass on your and everyone else's ass in a 1,000 mile radius. If you want to bang your head till your neck hurts and well beyond, then listen to "Extinguished". With Nichol's anger filled vocals and the machine gun like blast beats, this song feels like getting punched right in the fucking teeth. I could sign the praises of every other song on here, but you get the idea. This album fuckin rips!
With Terminal Bloom, Light This City have comeback with all guns blazing. If anything the time away has given them the chance to deliver a thunderous and furious masterpiece of melo-death. It is a truly incredible record and very, very strong contender for album of the year. The musicianship is top notch, the vocals some of my favorite in the entire melodic death metal world, and the production superlative. I can't say this anymore clearer other than it is unquestionably one of the absolute must have releases of 2018!

5 out of 5

5/20/2018

Nocturnal Graves- Titan (Album Review)

Musician: Nocturnal Graves
Album Title: Titan
Genre/ Subgenre: Blackened Thrash Metal/ Death Metal 
Label: Season of Mist
Release Date: May 18, 2018

Titan is the first new, third overall in their discography, album from Australian blackened thrash metal act Nocturnal Graves. The band which consists of current and former members of Destroyer 666 and Denouncement Pyr. The album is a furious and bile spewing demonic monster of a release. One, that quickly makes up for lost time and decimates all that stand in its way.

There is a seething anger and hatred that dominates this satanic slab of viciousness. Razor fast and driving the music, mixes elements of trash, death, and, of course, black metal, and gives us an album that definitely stands out in the underground. 

The second track "Roar of the Wild" roars right into existence with shredding and slicing guitars that sound like Slayer taken to the blackest of extremes. From there it drives forward with speed, blast beats, and a pummeling attack. "Eccdysis, Shedding Weak Flesh" beats the listener with a slow and pounding, dark atmospheric feel that is evil, foreboding, and unquestionably heavy. The middle part where it slows down completely, with a rumbling undercurrent is guaranteed to chill the listener to the bone. The dark and anger filled "And Hell Followed Them" erupts as if from the very depths of hell, itself. Signer/ bass player J. opens the song with some of the most inhuman and demonic vocals you are likely to hear. "Bow Before None" has a South of Heaven meets early Darkthrone feel and sound to it, that is ferocious and utterly merciless and amounts to my favorite track on the album. The title song closes off the album with an almost doom metal like opening that builds into a locomotive like chugging and then sonic pummeling, that sears and slashes the flesh right off your bones, as the hate filled blast beats threaten to bring hell on earth.

Titan is an evil and heavy sounding attack on the senses. Haunting and blistering it does a killer job of mixing elements from various types of extreme metal. The result proudly shows off their influences while, making their own distinct sound. If anything the album serves as reminder of just how underrated Nocturnal Graves is and how it is time for the metal community (at least those into the more extreme side) need to stand up and take notice. Here is hoping that more will take notice of them and take this majestic and searing trip into the inferno.





4 out of 5

5/16/2018

SWEETHEART VIDEO PRESENTS ‘LESBIAN OFFICE SEDUCTIONS 10’

All pics courtesy of Mile High Media and Sweetheart Video:


Goddamn! If only the offices that I worked at were more like this!

From the Mile High Media press release:

Contract Star Alexis Fawx Leads a Sexy Cast Featuring Casey Calvert, Abigail Mac, Cherry Torn Aaliyah Love, Bree Daniels, Lily Adams and Sinn Sage!
 
MONTREAL, Quebec(May 16, 2018) – Steamy encounters in the workplace are the main course in this sexy collection of lesbian office scenarios in “Lesbian Office Seductions 10,” from Mile High Media’s all-girl studio, Sweetheart Video. The movie, featuring contract star Alexis Fawx, is now available on DVD. 
 
Award-winning performer/director Dana Vespolidirects four tales of intense lesbian passion in the workplace, featuring box cover models Casey Calvert and Abigail Mac, along with Alexis Fawx, Cherry Torn, Aaliyah Love, Bree Daniels, Lily Adams and Sinn Sage.
 
For box art, cast list and more visithttp://www.milehighonline.com/product/movie/4249
 
“Contract star Alexis Fawx is at her most passionate with this all-star cast of beauties as they mix work with pleasure in these erotically charged tales of office relationships,” said Mile High Media Vice President Jon Blitt. 
 
“Lesbian Office Seductions” begins with overworked and underpaid clerk Lily Adams who gets more than a stern talking to from curvy boss Sinn Sage, after being caught dozing on the job. Next, magazine editor-in-chief Alexis Fawx sees a diamond in the rough in her dowdy assistant Bree Daniels who then reveals special talents of her own. Then, new personal assistant Casey Calvert gets on the job training and more from sexy Abigail Mac. In scene 4, frustrated receptionist Aaliyah Love finally confronts her lousy boss Cherry Torn after experiencing some sexual harassment in the workplace when things take a sexy turn.
 
Sweetheart Video is the place for those lovers of girls who can't have enough soft breasts, fully shaved beauties and toe curling orgasms. It features high-quality lesbian erotica and lesbian porn with real orgasms and the hottest adult stars.
 
For production stills and content, log on to Mile High Media’s Press Access site: http://milehighonline.com/press/.  Media seeking to be qualified may email Dusty@DustyInk.com.
 
About Mile High Media:
Mile High Media has been a pillar of the adult industry for over 25 years. The Canadian managed company began as a Canadian licensee for American adult movies, ensuring it distributed only the highest quality content.  Understanding the diverse and ever changing needs of its consumer base, Mile High determined the best way to provide a wide array of superior entertainment was to produce its own.  In 2003, Mile High launched Doghouse Digital, the first of its acclaimed lines catering to specific niches.  Growing market trends and demand led Mile High to create Sweetheart Video (lesbian line), Sweet Sinner (couple line), Reality Junkies (reality gonzo line), Male Reality (gay reality gonzo line), Icon Male (Gay romance line), TransSensual (TS erotica line) and recently launched Cherry Pop Films (teen gonzo line). With over 2500 titles, Mile High’s studios yield some of the most viewed adult movies in the world, available on all platforms, including broadcast, IPTV, VOD and mobile applications.  Mile High is committed to evolve alongside consumers tastes, reflecting new developments in technology and entertainment.  This philosophy led AEBN.net to name Mile High the 2012 Studio of the Year.  For more information, visit www.MileHighOnline.comwww.Facebook.com/MileHighMediaorwww.Twitter.com/MileHighMovies.