12/09/2016

Porn: The Game- Holiday "Package" (Game Review)

Porn: The Game is a drinking/ card game that plays loving homage to the history of vintage porn. These are the days when smut was not in the internet, but instead in seedy sex shops, dirty movie theaters, and VHS tapes. Back when the girls had super sexy bushes and the dudes had cool mustaches. It's a bygone and great era for the adult world.
The rules for the game are pretty easy, fun, and straightforward. Players get four cards, while the rest go in a pile, where they can reach from. When you get a card you follow whatever it says on it. The first person to have no more cards is the winner.
The game is shit load of fun and utterly hilarious. We were dying acting out the cards. It is recommended, but necessary to drink, while playing it, though some cards ask you to drink. But, let's be honest here, this game is better with booze! You'll laugh your fucking ass off and possibly spit out your drink!

This is the Holiday "Package", that I am reviewing, and its contents describe on the site:
This DELUXE Edition includes: The Original Game + The Extreme Drunkard (ED) Expansion printed in superb UV-Coated, PROFESSIONAL, LINEN playing cards, along with fresh game-play mechanics, and other BONUS components: D20 Die, 2-Sided Drawing-Mat, 30-Second Sand Timer, & more! The total package.
 
 
 
 
Of course, the coolest part are the cards. Not only are they raunchy and wild, but they are also very graphic. It certainly helps to put the porn in Porn: The Game!

 
Just so that you get an idea about what I am talking about, here are just but a few of my favorite cards:
 
 
 
Porn: The Game is fucking awesome, and it's Holiday "Package" is highly recommended. Best played with a lot of people, and even better if girls play with you, and with alcohol, it's a hilarious over-the-top time to be had.
Graphics: 4 out of 4
Play ability: 3.5 out of 4
Entertainment Value: 3.5 out of 4
OVERALL: 3.5 out of 4

You can get Porn: The Game here: https://www.thegamecrafter.com/games/porn:-the-game-
The Holiday "Package", seen and review here, can be ordered here: https://www.thegamecrafter.com/games/porn:-the-game-holiday-package-

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