6/28/2015

BATMAN V SUPERMAN XXX: AN AXEL BRAUN PARODY (DVD Review)

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Title: Batman V Superman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody
Produced and directed by: Axel Braun
Cast: Ryan Driller, Giovanni Francesco, Aiden Ashley, Britney Amber, Carter Cruise, Kleio Valentien, Brendon Miller, Derrick Pierce, and Alison Tyler with a special appearance by Celeste Star.
Studio: Wicked Pictures/Wicked Comix
Min: 133:45 minutes
Date of Production: 3/10/2015

Lex Luther (Derrick Peirce) is about to get possibly impeached from the presidency of the United States for his supposed connection to an attack on Metropolis by Bizaro. This is mentioned on the TV by Lois Lane (the always beautiful Celeste Star in a non-sex role). From a distant planet Superman (Ryan Driller) watches the report alongside the busty and sexy Maxima (Britney Amber). Back on Earth, Batman (Giovanni Francesco) is looking for the Joker (Brendon Miller) who, as Harley Quinn (Kleio Valentein) informs him, has a nefarious plot to hurt Lois.

Perhaps the most single anticipated porno of the year this is the movie that horny DC comic-book fans want and need. I, for one, have been excited about this for the longest of time, much more so than the actual mainstream studio film that is to be released next year. And, I am pleased to say that this one delivers both in it's comic-book/ cosplay content, as well as being prime jerk-off material. In short, it is exactly what you want in a movie like this.

There are lots of winks and nods to DC movies and comics, that the fans will love. Braun is himself a huge comic-book fan, which is exactly why we geeks get excited about and love his films. Characters get named, scenes and stories from various source materials get used. I won't mention them cause part of the fun is in discovering these jewels on your own. The suits all look really cool and close to the source material. Catwoman (the gorgeous Aiden Ashley) in particular blows away (pun unintended) the Anne Hatheway take on the character from the overrated The Dark Knight Rises. In fact, I will go so far as saying that Aiden is hotter and does a better job than Hatheway in capturing the feel and personality of the character. Sue me if this comment pisses you off, but I stand by it.

In fact everyone is so well cast as their respected characters. They really capture the essence, look, and feel of these classic DC characters. Aside from Aiden, particular props need to go to, of course, Giovanni Francesco and Ryan Driller in the title roles, Derrick Peirce who is excellent as Luthor, and Kleio Valentien who pure perfection as Harley Quinn. She seems to be having a blast playing her. I was so excited and happy to see that Celeste Star makes a special appearance as Lois Lane in the trailer. Though she doesn't have sex or gets nude she looks stunning as ever, and what happens to her in the movie is shocking (even if the trailer spoils it). It is safe to say that this will NOT occur in the mainstream movie. But, perhaps my favorite acting came from Brendon Miller as a Heath Ledger inspired Joker. He is just awesomely evil here!

But of course, in the end it's the sex that's going to be what truly sells this one. And, I am pleased to say that this movie is a scorcher and will have you reaching for the Kleenex with superhuman speed. The first scene has Supes getting a BJ from Maxima. I've always thought the character of Maxima, a warrior alien woman who wants Superman, to be a hottie. But, it's doubtful you will ever see her in a DC movie, much less in a comic-book appropriate costume like this, or played by someone as sexy as the gorgeous and hot Ms. Britney Amber. She is quite apt at giving killer head making for a solid opening scene.


Next up Harley Quinn gets boned by Batman. You see the only way she'll tell the Dark Knight what the Joker's plan is if he impales her with his dick. As, I said before Kleio is just perfect in this. She channels the beloved character perfectly and just looks hot as fuck as she sucks Batdick; gets penetrated, and takes a load to her chest. I could totally see Kleio getting a best supporting role nomination for this one.


Up next we get Peirce's Lex Luthor piercing Supergirl's snatch in an absolutely fantastic scene. I had a thing for Supergirl as a little kid, so seeing her being bought to life by way of one of the hottest performers today in the gorgeous Carter Cruise was perfect for me. I was turned on the moment Carter walks onscreen. She gives her it all, and takes all of his schlong. It's an energetic fuck and the cumshot is fan-fucking-tastic. If you needed further proof of why Carter rules, here it fucking it is!

The next scene, though, is the movie's highlight and hottest one. Catwoman and Harley Quinn start off with some hot lesbian action, and soon the Joker joins in. As I already said Aiden and Kleio are just so good and natural in their roles. I love that Aiden stays in character throughout the whole scene with lots of cat like licking. The Joker is clearly a lucky psycho plowing both these babes, who happily take his penis. They share his load in a scorcher of a cumshot. This one alone is worth the price of admittance and could easily become a favorite scene of any horny comic-book reader to revisit. I know I will! 
The climax of the movie will have you climaxing in joy as Batman and Superman screw Wonder Woman (Alison Tyler). Alison was clearly made by the heavens (or the Greek gods) to play the most famous superheronie on God's green earth. Her voluptuous body and 6 foot frame look AMAZING in the very kick ass and sexy costume making her the very definition of an Amazon goddess. The internet has been less than kind to the casting of Gil Gadot as Wonder Woman in the aforementioned mainstream movie, but no one in their right mind will bitch about Alison. Her boobs are wondrous enough that I could spend a lifetime talking about my love for them.

She gets rotisserie style fucked by the Man of Steel and the Dark Knight. She also sucks them both off. They end up blowing their heroic load on her massive and glorious chest. This is turly DC's Trinity in all of it's smuttiest and sexiest best!

Shot in Hi-Def 1080p (you will have to see it online to see it in full hi-def) the DVD (which is only standard definition, of course) looks gorgeous with deep blacks and rich colors. The stereo surround sound is also quite good with clear dialogue and a driving soundtrack. The extras are mostly on the second disc. They include a fun behind the scenes feature, a non-sex version of the movie, 3 bonus scenes from other films, and trailers, including it's own trailer, though that one is on the first disc.

An entertaining, fun, sexy porn parody Batman V Superman: An Axel Braun Parody is a must have for fans who love porn and superheroes. Axel again delivers the goods for this type of smut like only he can. With every single scene being worth watching and wanking off to, solid performances by everyone involved, and a plethora of comic-book coolness, this one needs to be at the top of your must see list.

4 out of 4 Woodies

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