7/31/2013

Mile High Media Releases "My Girlfriend's Mother Vol. 5" with Newcomer Teal Conrad

All pics come courtesy of Mile High Media and Sweet Sinner.

Teal Conrad is one of the hottest new stars in porn and she is featured in two scenes from the brand new release from Mile High Media and Sweet Sinner, My Girlfriend's Mother Vol. 5, which hit stores, today.

From the Mile High Media description:
A compulsive young surfer is having a rough time keeping his relationship going with his less adventurous girlfriend. But when he meets her mother, and discovers that the older woman has much more zest for adventure and sexual indulgence, he quickly becomes intrigued with her. When he catches his girlfriend making out with her mother's ex-boyfriend, their relationship comes to an abrupt end, leaving the door open for him to finally pursue his girlfriend's mother. Directed by James Avalon.

The couple's flick stars:
Jewels Jade, Adrianna Luna, Teal Conrad, Xander Corvus, James Deen, Tyler Nixon.

 
 Jewels Jade
 
 Adrianna Luna
 
 
 
 

From the Mile High Media press release:
“Teal Conrad is on her way to becoming one of the brightest stars in the industry, and we are glad to help showcase her talents in ‘My Girlfriend’s Mother 5,’” states Mile High Media Vice President Jon Blitt.  “It’s a great series to showcase the dynamic between a young, rising star and a more established, mature performer, like Jewels Jade.  Both ladies make this an unforgettable movie.”

The SFW trailer:

7/30/2013

My Addiction to Funko Pop Vinyl Figures!

I am addicted to many things in this world, be it horror, metal, coffee, Asian women, etc. But, in the recent year a new addiction has come to me. And, now it is time to admit to it... Well, here anyway, cause I already admitted to one of my closest friends, Facebook, and my Twitter account. Well, point is here comes the confession... I am addicted to Funko Pop vinyl figures!! OK that admission was already in the title of this post, but whatever! Let's get to beginning of this whole addiction.

I had seen Pop toys before and kind of wanted to start collecting them, but I had long given up, mostly, on collecting toys, cause of their prices. But, Funko caught my eye, especially their horror characters. I mean they were able to make guys like Freddy Krueger or evil comic-book characters like the Red Skull cute! At the 2011 Toy Fair my friend Kristin and I had seen the Funko booth and loved what we saw, but on the last day when they seemed to be trying to sell some of their toys... Well let's just say we ran into a small issue and leave it at that.

But, I still wanted them, especially the Jabba Hut I saw at the booth. Jump forward to New York Comic Con (NYCC) that same year. I heard that they would have exclusive blood spattered versions of Rick and Daryl from The Walking Dead. I bought Daryl (who is, of course, my favorite character on the show) on Thursday and on another day, I bought Leatherface (who is adorable!), and thus it began!

One of the cool and awesome things for collectors is that you can take them out of the box and put them back in with no problem. The boxes aren't sealed making access to them easy. The boxes also happen to look really nice.

Recently I also got Glenn, non-blood spattered, making him the second in my The Walking Dead collection. I want to get more from this series!
 Glenn looks at Daryl and see that he has been a busy man whooping zombie ass!

I love the movie series the most, and there are some great horror/ splatter characters that we genre fans can collect. As of right now, I own Freddy Krueger, Robocop (who I just bought this past Friday), Hannibal Lecter (which is one of the coolest, I think!), and the aforementioned Leatherface. Lecter was the only one left when I got him at Forbidden Planet earlier this month, and so was Robocop when I got him. He was on sale (all action figures were, hence I also bought the Glenn above) at Midtown Comics this past Friday. Freddy, I also picked up for a mere five bucks, on the discount bin, at Barnes and Nobles during one of my Jersey hangouts with Kristin, earlier this year. Freddy was, at that point in time, only the third Pop I had ever bought, and it was soon becoming obvious to me that I was getting addicted to these toys! 
 Robocop is surrounded by evil! But seriously, look at the amazing detail on these guys!

Actually, I first admitted to my addiction on later visit to Jersey. I got Finn from Adventure Time at Hot Topic. You see I already had an addiction on that cartoon, as evident by all the merchandise I own from it. So, as I hung with Kristin, I told her, "I'm addicted to Pop toys (I had already admitted my Adventure Time addiction to her, before this)." She told me there are worse things to be addicted to. True! Since then, this is the set (dedicated to one thing) I own the most amount of guys from.

Two sets of Pop have bobble-heads, the Marvel figures and the Star Wars figures. I only own one Marvel figure, thus far, and he is the last guy I got: Ghost Rider! An San Diego Comic Con (SDCC) exclusive, it has "metallic" head. Very cool!! The Jabba, I finally got after wanting him since I saw him at that aforementioned time at Toy Fair. I actually have a good story that goes with him. Back on black Friday of last year, I went to the Queens Center Mall to do some friend gift shopping. I ended my night, at past 1 in the morning(!), at Journey's and got a Pop Hello Kitty for Kristin. The jackass behind the counter asked me, "Are you sure you don't want Star Wars toy?" Homophobic dick! It's black Friday! Clearly, I'm gift shopping! And, even if it was for me, what the fuck is to him? Anyway, I did buy a Star Wars character months later, that Jabba, at that same Journey's. Thankfully he wasn't working there, and I got him for five bucks! Winning!! 

Some other guys I own:


I am a life long fan of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, though as a kid I liked Michelangelo the most. As an adult, I like Raphael, the most as he is a bad ass! And, a great figure!

I am a huge fan of Game of Thrones; so I need to get more of the Pops from that series! Right now I only have Arya Stark, but she is so tiny and cute!! I love her figure!  

I LOVE and live for metal, hard rock, and punk. Well, it's great that there are some Pop of these, too! I might get the Ozzy one there is, but I definitely need more of the Kiss ones!! Especially after Kristin got me Peter Criss, er "The Catman" (more on that in a bit) for my birthday, back in May. There is a Misfits fiend, that I am looking for and NEED to own! Or I will flip!! Actually, I may flip-out when I get him, regardless!! 
Yes, her is called "The Catman", NOT Peter Criss. As Kiss fans know, he is no longer in Kiss, but someone else is under the make-up. So, yeah thank or blame or whatever Gene Simmons. Still awesome, no matter what the name says, and even a little funny if you think about it! 

Finally, my favorite guy that I own is Hordak!! Leader of the the Evil Horde from Masters of the Universe, he is the more evil mentor of Skeletor. He was banned to another dimension along with his Horde, after his tyranny on Eternia (the planet on which He-Man's adventures take place). He would eventually be freed and became another major threat for for the most powerful man in the universe. Hordak fucking rules and so does his Pop! The detail is amazing and this toy is worth owning all on its own. But, I want the others in the series, as well! I was gonna get his student, the evil master of destruction, Skeletor on Fri, but Midtown had sold-out of him. I will get him soon, though!
By the way, over on my Instagram I love shooting and posting pics of my Pop collection (among other things, including the usual babe pics you expect from me), like the one on the right of Peter Criss playing a show for Raphael, Jake, Daryl and Arya. So, be sure you are following me there!

Hordak and I bid you farewll! I hope you guys enjoyed my pics of my Pop collection and words of my love for them.

7/29/2013

One Time Only Horror Crushes- The Horror Franchise Blonde Edition

I've done horror crushes in the past, but what about when she's a horror crush who has only done one film? Well, for those girls I give you my new added segment: One Time Only Horror Crushes!! Let's begin with blondes. And, they all appeared in horror franchise sequels! Enjoy!

WARNING!!! SPOILERS ABOUND!!!! 

Brooke Theiss (A Nightmare on Elm Street pt. 4: The Dream Master)- Playing rocker/ workout chick Debbie Stevens, Brooke was really fucking hot, even with the ozone layer killing 80s hair! The whole leather jacket and studs look was a huge turn on for me as a kid! Yes, dear readers, I ALWAYS had thing for rocker girls and will have till the day I die! Anyways, as she works out Freddy comes to her, and ends up turning her into a roach in one of the series very best FX tricks. BTW, the lovely Ms. Theiss is still waaaaaay hot!! MILF!!!

Camilla and Carey More (Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter)- I love British accents!! I love hot twins!! So, these Final Chapter girls combine that in the 4th F13 movie. They appear riding bikes, in their shorts, which is hot, too! Then they skinny-dip. Later, one, has sex and gets thrown out the window by Jason, the other is a prude and decides to go home. Jason don't like cockteases so he impales her in a silhouette! Very cool scene! Anyways, they still look great, too!
 
 

Susan Jennifer Sullivan (Friday the 13th pt VII: The New Blood)- Man, I had the biggest crush on this babe. As mega-bitch Melissa, many male horror fans hated her, but they loved her, too!! She was beautiful! And, for the longest of time, I wonder what had happened to her. Sadly, I can say that I just found out that she had passed away on August 10, 2009 at the young age of 46. So, very sad. I had no clue this had happened, but I as I sit here writing this, I am very deeply saddened by this. Like I said had such a huge crush on her. May she RIP. Her beauty and lively performance is forever captured in one of the most fun, even if silly, entries in the series. God bless.
 

Tara Spencer-Nairn (Wishmater: The Prophecy Fullfilled)- This Canadian hottie stands out for many reason. 1. This is my favorite entry in the franchise (and, I RARELY ever like sequels over the original) 2. She's a heroine/ final girl that gets NUDE!! How many final girls EVER get nude?!! She is absolutely gorgous and a great actress to boot. Plus, the villain falls her. Cause, well how can you not?! The 4th entry in the series is well acted and adds a nice bit of emotional heart to the series. Anyways, she does TV work now, but goddamn I wish she would do another horror film!! And, get naked, again!! That is all.
 

That's it for this edition. I hope you guys and gals enjoyed these picks. Let me know your thoughts. Are there any one time horror crushes you would like me to mention? Or just tell me which ones are yours.

7/27/2013

Huntress and Battlecross at St. Vitus 7/22/13

I had never been to St. Vitus until this Mon, but when I heard that Huntress, a band I am really into were playing there, my friend Alan and I bought our tickets in advance. When Monday came we were ready for the show!! And, what a show it was.

Battlecross played before them and fucking rocked the house! I had a heard a lot about this band, especially about how good they have been on Mayhemfest (a tour that Huntress is on, too). But, man is this thrash metal band a fuckin fun time or what?! They have a great, funny, and charismatic lead signer in the form of Kyle Gunther. Dude was making us all laugh and getting the crowd pumped. All the musicians in the band are very talented. If you like harsh vocaled thrash like Kreator, you will love these guys! Be sure to get their new album, War of Will, as it's a kick ass album!!

 
 
 
 

Then Huntress came on and tore shit up!! The heavy metal band, best described by someone once as Slayer meets King Diamond meets Halestorm, are a classic sounding metal band the with a death metal influence that gives them that extra kick in the ass. Fronted by the beautiful Jill Janus, the band is one of the coolest bands with a classic sound to come out in a long time. I love their connection to pagan beliefs that is very well captured in their lyrics and Janus' stage performance and presence. They played great tracks off both of their full length releases, including I'll Fuck You to Death a killer song written by Lemmy Kilmister for them for their new album Starbound Beast, which is their best yet, and the kick ass closer Eight of Swords, which is one of their absolute best tracks!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 If you get chance to see Huntress live do it!! They are a great live band!!

After the show, Alan and I got to meet the band. They signed stuff for us (for Alan got the new album on vinyl signed, which he has just bought. As for me I got Jill to sign last year's Hottest Chicks in Rock issue of Revolver). And, we also got pics with Jill!! She is very sweet and fan friendly in person. Here is mine with her!