1/30/2012

Random Hotness XII: Beyond the Hotness

This is the first random hotness of the year! So get yourself a six-pack, relax, and enjoy the babes!

Puma Swede- Tall, impossibly leggy, busty, sexy, blonde, blue-eyed. That reads like a description for a girl that is many a man's fantasy, and this Swedish goddess is just that. She is so fucking hot that even if you are not into blondes it would be impossible to not fall for her. Or to be reaching for a ton of tissues while watching one of her scenes.
She's been in the biz quite some time. Enough so that she gets MILF roles now. And, I'm very into seeing her in scenes like that. Actually, I'm just very much into seeing her! I mean look at her! She's delicious! But, as a fan of girl-girl stuff the one thing that really makes me flip out is seeing her with her other chicks:
My God when I saw her with Mariah Milano, I thought I was gonna go crazy!

Same with when I saw her with Ava Devine!!!

Yes, Puma is too fucking sexy. She can, like her namesake, pounce on me any day she wants to!! I wanna be her prey!





Ava Devine- Speaking of the beautiful Ava Devine, man, I have been on a total kick of her pics and scenes as of late! There is nasty and then there is Ms. Devine. Few women in the biz are as out and out dirty as she is. She's up for just about anything.
And, I don't know if anyone is a better dirty talker than her! When she says something nasty, and I just turn to pudding! And, if she's playing a MILF type role in the scene, well then I'm pretty much done!!!


I've mentioned how much I like girl-girl, and if your looking for a really hot, nasty, lesbian scene with her, then, I suggest you track down her scene with Veronica Jett in Decadent Divas XXIX. It's fucking amazing I'm tell you! With lots of fetishes covered: Asian, smoking, boot licking, lesbian, and younger/ older woman! It's like fucking heaven!!




Asa Akira- I would like to take this chance to congratulate, in public, the gorgeous Asa Akira, who won XBIZ's Female Performer of the Year!!! She didn't win Female Performer of the Year at AVN, though. She was beaten by the beautiful Bobbi Starr. Either of them are worthy of the award, though, so I'm cool with that. Anyway, the stunning Ms. Akira won a shitload more of awards, sweeping up just about everything else she's was nominated for!! It really couldn't have happened to a person who deserves it more!






Viva Bianca- Spartacus: Vengeance is on Starz!! Which means one of the best shows in the world is back. Sadly, the lead star Andy Whitfield passed away due to his battle with lymphoma. His replacement Liam McItyre looked excellent in the season premiere and the show seems as badass as ever!!
Plus, it gave us the return of the gorgeous Ms. Bianca, who was topless in her first scene in the series! Thank you God, Starz, and Ms. Bianca!!!






Dichen Lachman- Another show I love that is back on is the awesome US take on Britain's Being Human. This season might be even better than the last one. And, one reason is the fact that geek TV show favorite and former Hot Asian Girl of the Month Dichen Lachman is playing an evil vampire that Aidan has to look after. I would love to look after her! Especially as a vamp! That's just hot!!!!



1/27/2012

The 10 Hottest Women to Ever Appear in a Horror Film

My latest article for Best-Horror-movies.com was a blast to write, as I picked the 10 hottest babes to ever grace a horror film. I hope you guys enjoy my picks. You can read it here: http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/m/news/view/99285/The-10-Hottest-Women-to-Ever-Appear-in-a-Horror-Film

1/20/2012

1/14/2012

The Horror of Horror Movie Prequels

Here is my second article for Best-Horror-Movies.com. It's all on horror prequels like Amytiville Horror II: The Possession, Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning, The Exorcist prequels, and even TV shows/ movie connections like Freddy's Nightmares and Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, and more. Read it here: http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/m/news/view/23432/The-Horror-of-Horror-Movie-Prequels

1/09/2012

Sexy Tanya Tate on Her Movie & More at Exxxotica NJ 2011

All pictures courtesy of Negative Pop.

One of the hottest porn stars right now, has to be the British beauty known as Tanya Tate. With her cosplaying and comic book site she has been garnering lots of mainstream attention. While, she has also recently directed her first foray into directing porn: Tanya Tate: The MILF Masseuse.

Watch as she discusses both of these subjects in this sexy, little interview I conducted at Exxxotica NJ in November of 2011

1/07/2012

The Women of Lucky McKee

This is my first article for best-horror-movies.com (from HorrorFreakNews). It deals with the female characters of Lucky McKee's movies. I will be writing for this website often, and I'll post links to my articles here, of course, as they are put up. I am very excited about this opportunity.

Anyway, here is the article, I would love to know your thoughts on it: http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/m/news/view/96365/The-Women-of-Lucky-McKee

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1/04/2012

The 10 Best Metal Albums of 2011

Another year has passed us headbangers by and, man, have we seen the release of some killer albums! As has been the case, for a long time this is not an easy list to make by any stretch of the word. It takes a lot of thinking and fidgeting. But, in the end this list is what I came up with. As always, I do hope that this list is indicative of my varied taste in hard rock and metal, and will cause some discussion among you guys and gals. Your opinion is always welcome.

10. Deicide- To Hell with God- I have loved the last few Deicide albums, but this album marks the band at their decidedly most evil best. Heavy, brutal, and as anti-God and Satanic as ever. The title track has a great pounding opening and the whole song will just pummel you, straight to hell!!





9. The Pretty Reckless- Light Me Up- Gorgeous Taylor Momsen ranked in at number 40 of my top 70 Hottest Babes of 2011, and with good reason. But, the leggy bad girl also put out one hell of a hard rock album. With a voice far beyond her young age Momsen shines in the vocal department. I know Europe got this album last year, but we here in the states didn't get till this year. And, I honestly listen to this one a lot, so there was no way it wasn't gonna make the list. Plus, "Zombie" is one of my personal favorite tracks of the year.



8. Children of Bodom- Relentless, Reckless, Forever- CoB have long been one of the my favorite melodic death metal acts, and their lead signer one of my fav front men in all of metal. Their latest offering is fast, technically savvy, and instantly recognizable as another great work from them. As always few bands can shred like these motherfuckers!!





7. Warbringer- Worlds Torn Asunder- It never ceases to surprise me just how good these guys are. I always call these guys the American answer to Kreator and Sodom, because that's what best describes them. This album is finely crafted, fast, angry, and super-heavy thrash metal that will make you feel as if your getting the ass whooping of a lifetime.




6. Amon Amarth- Surter Rising- While I liked the last album they put out, Twilight of the Thunder God, this is a much better album and a more solid return to form. While, it still is not on the level of the classic With Odin on Our Side, this is still heavy and pounding viking melodic death metal at it's best, crafted by the kings of it. The cover is also one of the year's coolest!




5. A Pale Horse Named Death- And Hell Shall Follow Me
- This late addition (I only heard it this week!), is dark, brooding, and heavy. Featuring Sal Abrucasto, former drummer of Type O Negative and Life of Agony, on vocals and guitar, it has to be one of the most exciting debuts I have heard in many a moon. Fellow fans of Type O take heed this is the real deal. And, let me say this, had I heard this earlier in the year, it may have ranked even higher as, the more I hear/ think about it, the more I like it!


4. Machine Head- Into the Locust- Machine Head continue to produce some of the best albums of their career. After, the mighty The Blackening, I and many others wondered where could they go from there? After all, that album was called their Master of Puppets. And, then comes this one, with songs that even longer and more complex. Mixing the groove and thrash metal sounds Machine Head are carrying the flag for real metal high. And, that horror movie style cover is fucking cool as hell!!!



3. The Black Dahlia Murder- Ritual- Unquestionably one of my favorite death metal acts, these guys are fucking heavy but are also incredibly fun to listen to. There horror and geek love are forever. Pummeling fast riffs, super killer blastbeats, and some of my favorite cookie monster vocals manage to seal the awesomeness of this band and this album.




2. Chthonic- Takasago Army- My favorite black metal act release what is unquestionably my favorite black metal album of the year. This is a band just continues to get better with each and every album. I mean think about how much I loved their album, Mirror of Retribution, which ranked in at number 4 in 2009, well this one is even better than that one!!!!




1. Anthrax- Worship Music- While, I said picking the order and albums to appear this list was not easy, one pick was: this one. No album I heard this year was on the level of near perfection that this one was. It is not the best album of the year, but also the comeback of the year. And, the band's very best since Persistence of Time. It's heavy as fuck and proves that these members of the big four have not lost a step despite the years it has been since making an album, let alone one with Joey Belladonna. And, let me tell you this, Belladonna sounds better than ever! Everything in this album works and kills it. There are so many amazing, close to perfect, and perfect songs. And, "I'm Alive" is unquestionably my favorite song of the year. Raise those fucking horns, cause one of my all time favorite bands are back better than ever!!!

Honorable mentions:
Five Finger Death Punch- American Capitalist
Skeletonwitch- Forever Abomination
Evanescence- Evanescence

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1/02/2012

Hot Asian Girl of the Month: Julia Ling

It's very important to start off a new year with something really good. It sets the whole tone for the year to come. And, so what better way to start 2012, than with my pick for January's Hot Asian of the Month, the very cute Julia Ling!

She was born Xiao Wei Lin on February 14, 1983 in Temple City, California. She would go on to excel in athletics and in her class work.

Her TV debut was on of my all time favorite shows: Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Work on various TV shows like 8 Simple Rules, House, ER, and others would follow. She also worked on over 20 indie movies!

In 2007, she competed in Jackie Chan's Disciples. She became one of the "Top Four Finalists", but due to her shooting Chuck she could not compete in China.

On the aforementioned Chuck she played Anna Wu, from season 1-3. Now, I have never watched that show, don't feel I ever need to. But, I do remember switching channels and seeing her on it, and being like, "Damn! She's cute!". But, then I just switched to another show. That said you can see her top ten scenes from that show here: http://youtu.be/g8peWKCA8II

In case you need more proof of this babe's cuteness, check out this fan video:


With her cute looks, pretty smile, beautiful long, black hair, and sexy butt, Ms. Ling is a fresh-faced hottie that needs some more exposure. I would love to see her go beyond her cult status. Hope this helped to introduce her to you guys who don't know her.
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