12/19/2011

Dear God No!

Title: Dear God No!
Director/ Writer: James Bricket
Cast: Jett Byrant, Madeline Brumby, Paul McCimskey, Olivia LaCroix, Nik Morgan, John Collins
Year: 2012

A vicious gang of murdering and raping bikers, The Impalers, invade a home after a bloody shoot out at a strip club. They hold the father, his daughter, and a couple hostage. Humiliation, rape, and murder follow, but there is something in the basement and in the woods... Sasquatch!

This totally politically incorrect exploitation throw back to the 70s is an amalgam of a biker film, a home invasion flick, a Bigfoot monster movie, and even some Nazisploitation. And, in the end, it's all fucking good!

From the get go you know know you're in for a film that don't fuck around, as it opens with a dead nun, who was clearly just raped and whose pussy is exposed. Her body, then, gets run through with a spinning biker wheel! From then on it's a movie where no one is safe, not even children or pregnant women. The gore and violence come in high amounts with vicious rape, stabbings, head-shots, blood rushing squibs, bisections, decapitations, and tons more as blood and even piss gets shot out! A guy even gets choked out with his own intestines! There are tons of holy shit moments, so I don't wanna reveal anymore. It's best you check them out yourself, and get your jaw to drop the way I did.

Like the movies it plays loving tribute to it features more than it's fair share of skin. Including a nice, long take of topless strippers dancing around, some of them wearing Nixon masks! Another highlight for skin fans will be the gorgeous Madeline Brumby who as the daughter, does her own striptease. She's got some pretty nice knockers, if I do say so myself.

The best acting has to come from lead baddie Jett Byrant is just an evil motherfucker! But, he is also pretty funny. The movie itself is funny as hell and has some great and priceless dialogue. It's certainly nasty, but it will make you laugh your ass off at times, and yet other times it totally kicks you straight in the nuts. Moving at a breakneck pace, it all leads to a killer climax and ending that is just fucking awesome!

In all, this crazy, over the top movie is one that fellow fans of 70s movies need to watch. Bricket is honest in his love for movies like this, and it is shown clearly here. This is not just another fake grindhouse movie. This one, dear friends and readers, is the real deal!

Hopefully this movie will hit blu-ray and DVD soon, as there is strong interest in having it get released. It's been getting a ton of good press and reviews, all of which it righteously deserves. When it does hit blu-ray, expect a ton of cool extras.

And, writer/ director Bickert told me he has just finished writing the sequel, Frankenstein Created Bikers (great title, by the way!), and plans to start shooting it in the Summer of 2012. I for one, can't wait, and when you see this flick, neither will you be able to wait! In fact, I think that Bickert is definitely one to watch, as he is the future of exploitation film making.

***1/2 out of *****



----------------
Now playing: The Letter Black - Invisible
via FoxyTunes

2 comments:

SonOfCelluloid said...

I was hanging out with the director Friday, and he was telling me about some of the stuff he has planned for Frankenstein Created Bikers. We ain't seen nothin' yet!

Master_Gio said...

Damn!!! Can't wait!!!!