Thursday, July 7, 2011

The Top 20 Asses in Porn, Ever! Pt. 2: 10-1

10. London Keyes- This naturally curvaceous Asian beauty has boobs and an ass to die for. I gotta say that she has one of my fav bodies in all of porn. When, it comes to this exquisite goddess it is all good and all amazing!!






9. Eva Angelina- This stunning former porn star has been one of my personal favs since I first saw her. Her exotic good looks come from the mix of Cuban, Chinese, English, and Irish. She's a mom now, and thus out from the industry. But, we always have her movies to enjoy and never forget her beauty, sexiness, body, and her ass. And, what an ass it is !!!!




8. Caroline Pierce- I first found out about this babe thanks to a horror/ porno hybrid she starred in, Slaughter Disc. I been a fan since then. Pierce is the drop dead gorgeous goth/ fetish babe with an ass worthy of being worshiped. I'm a big fan of anything she shot with Rodney Moore, so be sure to be on the look out for those.





7. Jessica Bangkok- Perhaps, my favorite natural body on any girl, Bangkok has so many curves that if it were illegal to have a body like that, she would surely get a life sentence! Aside, from her beautiful face and AMAZING tits, she has an equally AMAZING ass!! The picture of her and me on my Facebook, from last year's Exxxotica NJ, remains my single most popular pic on there. I get so many likes and comments on it. All of which she rightfully deserves. No doubt about it, those curves are even more jaw droppingly amazing in person!! Wow!!!



6. Kristina Rose- In the two years or so, Ms. Rose's star has been rapidly on the rise. The Latin babe has developed huge following, all of which she deserves. She is incredibly sexy and beautiful. And, her ass will make your eyes pop out of their sockets!! Seeing her butt in tight pants in Pornstar Superheroes, moreso whenever the camera would zoom in, had me going crazy!! In both my heads!!!



5. Mika Tan- There are few porn stars I have watched as much work from as Tan. And, with good reason(s). She is one of THE best performers in the history of porn and one of the most beautiful as well. And, one of her best features, aside from her stunningly beautiful face and wonderous boobs, is her ass. It quite simply a gift from heaven, itself. And, anytime she does anal it's just nuclear!!! My eyeballs and my pants simply love, that sexy, big butt of hers!

4. Sara Jay- Called by some the curviest babe, ever, Sara Jay most certainly deserves that title. From her wonderfully done boobs (of which I have made a tradition of getting a pic with at cons) to her to die for ass, Jay embodies what it is to be a curvy babe. I am particularly fond of her work with Bang Bros.' Ass Parade stuff as they love that butt as much as I do!



3. Kyanna Lee- Kyanna has to be one of the coolest babes in the biz. She also happens to be insanely sexy and gorgeous. Oh, her ass is one of the greatest on the entire planet. It looks even more spectacular when she is dancing and shaking it. I mean damn! That is ONE hell of a sexy booty!!! Kyanna's website is coming soon, and I'm sure that it will be AWESOME once it gets here!

2. Olivia O'Lovely- This retired porn goddess is my absolutely favorite Latina in the history of porn. Latin girls are known for have amazing butts, but none are as amazing as Olivia's. Forget J. Lo, she puts her to shame in EVERY manner. #16 on this list Alexis Amore calls her her wifey (yep, that's pretty much THE two hottest Latinas, anywhere!). Every scene I ever seen with her in is hot as fuck. But, my personal fav is from Ass Parade #5, as it has her buttox join the ass of our #1 babe...

1. Flower Tucci- The squirt queen, herself, takes the top spot. And, with her ass, you knew it would happen. Her butt is famous throughout the porn world. Combine that with her gorgeous beauty and squirting talents, and you have one of the best porn babes ever. And, if you think that ass looks great on your TV screen, it's even more delicious in person. The two times I seen her at Exxxotica NY/ NJ, I been mesmerized by it. She also happens to be way cool to her fans. But, let's get back to her butt. There should be an altar to worship. It's THE true eighth wonder of the world. All hail the greatest ass that has ever existed!! In porn or any other place!!!!



8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good blog. Your #1 was a great choice. She's the queen after all! I thought Jessica Bangkok would have ranked a little higher though. You do have to give special mention to Nina Hartley. I think she should have been on the list.

Nina's Bottom

Master_Gio said...

Nina is def one i would add if I could have had more than 20. Glad you liked my blog! :D

Junhax said...

Haha this is the greatest top 20 list, EVER!

Master_Gio said...

Glad ya liked it, Junhax! :D

assman88 said...

Kristana rose is the only girl with an Ass on this list I didn't know pancake Ass was nice

brewpub420 said...

ummm.....how does any list with this title omit Racquel Darrian? So many could be debated but with her she certainly belongs on this list.

Anonymous said...

Flower Tucci, QUEEN OF PORN.

Anonymous said...

the list was nice butt there's no way alexis Texas isn't on the list the best looking ass in porn and in gods free world but were on the money till miss tucci