1/29/2011

How I Got a Keeani Lei Wallpaper

So, on Attack of the Show, sometime ago, I heard that that the I-Pad had an app to group peoples faces together. And, I was like, damn, there needs to be something like that for Windows. Well low and behold there is! And, that something I have actually been using for years, Picasa!!!!

It has an option to group pics of a person together, and then, you name that person. It quickly begins to sort pics of them. Pretty cool. I love using to sort out the pics, of myself, friends, celebs I met, and various porn/ celeb/ hottie pics I have found through the net.

But, the best part is that it can make a collage of the pics and a background of the person's pics of their face! And, while I have seen wallpapers of Keanni Lei, none were as good as the one it made for me! And, here it is:

If you want your own wallpaper (being Keeanni Lei or whatever chick you have lots of pics of in your hard drive), then use your damn Picasa! And, if you don't got it and wanna download it, go here: http://picasa.google.com/

Enjoy! And, if possible show me some of the wallpapers you made!

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1/27/2011

Ivy Snow Helps You Get Over the Snow in the EastCoast

Casue, the snow sucks, but not this snow! It's my mini-blog over at Altpornstar.com. Check out it here:
http://mastergio.altpornstar.com/2011/01/27/ivy-snow-helps-you-to-get-over-the-snow-in-the-eastcoast/

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1/22/2011

Exclusive Interview with Natasha Nice at 2011 AEE

I got to conduct this interview with the beautiful and naturally busty Natasha Nice on Jan. 9th, 2011 at the Adult Entertainment Expo in the Sands Expo Center in Las Vegas, Neveda. I ended up posting it here, cause it features nudity. Youtube ain't gonna let me post it over there (they're lame), hence it ends up being a vid that you can see here!

She's probably one of the most fun interviews I've ever done on camera. She's stunning, sexy, and has a fun and awesome personality. So, check it out and enjoy!

The Master Interviews Natasha Nice from Giovanni Deldio on Vimeo.



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1/19/2011

Alison Hailsip: Bikini, Her Butt, and Sharks!

OK, I should start by saying that the uber-cute Candace Bailey is doing a great job hosting Attack of the Show. OK, now we got that out of the way, on to the point of this blog: Alison Haislip's butt!!!

Last night on AOTS, Alison dove with sharks (!) in a bikini (!) and we learned how awesome her ass is!!!! I mean all of that is win right there! Sharks are fucking awesome, Alison is hot, she's in a fucking bikini, and... her ass!! I always knew she was a babe, but had no clue how great her behind is! Thank you G4 for this important revelation and great moment in TV history. Here is the vid for those of you who ain't seen it, or feel the need to revisit it (which is completely understandable).


And here are some gifs from her gif thread on her message boards. They come from moderator Scott325: http://www.alisonhaislip.com/forum/index.php?topic=38.1050
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There you can thank me later!! And, I hope that proved my point about her butt!!!

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1/16/2011

The 10 Best Movies of 2010

As another year has ended it is time for my list of the year's best. Once again, this list is not at all like the other best of movie list out there. And, I wouldn't have it any other way! By the way, I didn't see Inception, The Fighter, or True Grit, so just warning you. I'll see them eventually, but really I am in real rush to do so. Anyways, here's they are:

10. The Runaways- Here's a film I was curious about since I first heard about it. I'm a fan of the band and of the beautiful Kristen Stewart. I had a feeling she could do some great acting if given a good script. This is the proof of it! She really IS Joan Jett! I actually questioned the casting of Dakota Fanning, as I was never a fan, really, and I thought she might be too young to be sexy. But, she more than delivered. Great acting from the whole cast, this is a solid bio-pic.

9. Bad Biology- While this movie was made two years ago it was not given a proper release till last year. About time, too. It's Frank (Basket Case Trilogy) Henenlotter's best work in years. Funny, gory, sexy, and jaw-dropping, this over-the-top horror/ comedy shows that he is definitely one of horror's most audicious and fun filmmaker's. No one makes a movie like him! And, there is NO movie, in any year, that is like this one. Mutant penis and vagina. Yep, you read that right. The lead actress is quite yummy, too. If you ain't seen this one, then you need to, but not if your easily offended. But, if you are, then why are reading my blog?!

8. The Expendables- An action fans' wet dream come true, this has just about anyone you could want from action cinema in it. Stallone's directing keeps things moving fast, and the movie is a ton of fun. The copious amounts of graphic violence gives it a further kick in the ass. One of the year's most satisfying, as far as hype goes anyways, movies.




7. Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Legacy- While both Halloween and Friday the 13th have had docus made on them, this one on the Nightmare movies is the best one. In fact it is one of the finest and most comprehensive docus in the history of horror cinema. Everything you could ever want to know and more (and even more, with the DVD's extra features!) is included. Great interviews and always entertaining. It might clock in at three hours, but if you are a true fan, you'll never feel it. Extra points for not covering the remake (surely one of last year's worst films!)!


6. Edge of Darkness- Before I go any further, let's get one thing clear: Mel Gibson is a fucking asshole. I can't fucking stand him (and I used to be a huge fan). But, let's base this movie on it's own credit, not on the dickhead in the lead role. A well directed, intense, and smart revenge film, EoD keeps you on the edge (pun not intended) of your seat. It also manages to tug at the heart, and the brutal violence reminds you of the sub-genre you are viewing. And, as much as I hate to admit it, Mel pulls off a great performance. It's a shame his idiotic behavior made this one get lost by some fans.


5. Toy Story 3- Pixar does it again! They pull off another great animated movie that makes my list for the third year in a row! As Darth Vader would say, "Impressive! Most impressive". This movie manages to be exciting, funny, and, even, touching. The best entry in the series, and the single best animated movie of last year!





4. Piranha 3D- This is THE best remake of 2010, in fact it ranks as one of the best remakes in the history of mankind. It also happens to be the best 3D movie of last year (the worst 3D movie is also the worst movie, of last year- Resident Evil: Afterlife). Anyways, this is one of 2010's most fun movie going experiences. It's wonderfully exploitative and totally funny. And, the gore? Wow!! This one pushes the R-rating to its limits. Bissecetion, castration, floating implants, etc, this one turns the blue waters bloody red. The cast is cool, too, with Jerry O'Connel as a sleazy pornographer getting my fav asshole role of the year. Then, there are the babes that include porn star Riley Steele and the still beautiful Elizabeth Shue. And, even Gianna Michaels has a cameo. There is tons of nudity and lesbian action. Fuck man, this movie has just about everything!!!

3. Machete- Speaking about movie that has it all, Machete, is another that does. Hot girls, ultra-violence, and the coolest cast outside of The Expendables. Trejo is just fucking awesome as the movie's hero. This was yet another fun and totally enjoyable time I had in the movies. It is what it sets itself out to be, a big budget exploitation film. Oh, Tom Savini's role is one of the funniest and most awesome roles of the year. Shit, even Steven Seagal is cool in this one!!


2. Black Swan- Some say it's a horror film, some say it ain't. I say it is. It's a psychological horror flick and a searing one at that. It's a truly nightmarish experience that gets deep into your psyche. It also happens to be beautifully shot and directed. The performances are amazing, especially by the the stunning Natalie Portman. Her much ballyhooed lesbian action with Mila Kunis manages to be both erotic and disturbing. And, that is no mean feat! In the end, what we have here is 2010's best horror film, bar none. And, the most frightening horror movie of last year, as well.


1. Kick Ass- The best movie of last year may not have been a huge box-office smash (although, it should have been!!!), but it is such a fun and, well thoroughly KICK ASS film. That makes it the most appropriately named film of last year! The cast is likable and quite good. This Nicolas Cage's best role in years (this coming from someone who couldn't stand Cage in the last few years). But, it's Hit Girl that fucking owns this one. Her controversial role, as a 12 year old vigilante that kills bad guys and curses like a fucking sailor, is 2010's most awesome character. The ultra-violence makes this one an even harder ass kicker. Without a shadow of a doubt one of the finest super-hero movies ever made.

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1/15/2011

Just Joined Tumblr!

Hey, dear readers and friends, I just joined Tumblr (http://mastergio.tumblr.com/), yesterday, after two twitter friends basically convinced me to do so (although it had run through my head for a couple of months, as something I might wanna do).

Anyways, check it out, and follow me back. I'll follow you back, if you do so. You can expect to have much type of stuff you have grown to love and expect here (babes, porn, metal, horror, etc.). I just started so it's only now taking shape. My last post was on the awesome melodic death metal act, Arsis. So, in many ways this is an extension of this blog (and my life, as well), as most of my social networking sites are.

Tell me your thoughts and what you wanna see, and whatnot. Hope you're all enjoying the weekend, and for those of us stuck in this shitty winter, stay warm! :)

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1/14/2011

The Top 10 Metal Albums of 2010

10. Triptycon: Eparistera Daimones- While, Celtic Frost maybe done, lead metal-master Tom Warrior continued on with this debut album from his newest exercise in extreme metal. A perfect follow-up to the last Frost album, this one is a darkly glorious mix of doom and black metal, that stands as a slow, heavy, and gloomy musical exertion.




9. Watain: Lawless Darkness- Man, when it comes to straight-out brutal, pissed-off, anti-Christian black metal few bands can top the out-right viciousness and glorious evil of Watain. And, while their two albums before this are great, it's this one that reigns in as their satanic masterpiece. Heavy and head-ripping this album only get better with each listening. The final song is a long complex track, but every song is heavy and crushing. Without a shadow of doubt, Watain are on the way to become one of the true masters of the blackest of the musical arts.


8. Ov Hell: The Underworld Regime- While, the latest Dimmu Borgir is mostly mediocre and forgettable, this side project by lead signer Shagrath and Gorgorth bassist King Ov Hell fucking kills! Dark, evil, and heavy this is everything that Dimmu ain't right now. With songs dealing with evil and horror, this ranks as one of black metal's best and still undiscovered, by some. I hope they make more albums, cause Ov hell fucking rules!!!



7. Avenged Sevenfold: Nightmare- While, I don't think this is the album of the year, as Revolver picked to be, it is the seventh best of the year. It's also A7X's best work, to date. To come from the tragedy of the death of the Rev, and make such a heavy and angry album is understandable. What is amazing is just how good it is. The opening title track and God Hates Us rip and kill. As always, the band is one of the single most technically sounding bands to achieve mainstream success in many a moon. It also might have the year's best album cover!


6. Overkill: Ironbound- Many times overlooked or underrated (in particular by those on the westcoast), these New Jersey thrash gods have made their best album in years. It's heavy, fast, and kick ass. While, many a list will stupidly not mention it, I gladly throw the devil horns up for them and rank 'em in at #6!




5. Accept: Blood of the Nations- Here is the year's biggest surprise as well as the year's best come back. I never would have thought that a new Accept album, much less with a new signer (he formerly of T.T. Quick), would be so fucking AMAZING! It's heavy and ass kicking and even the ballad works. Shit, he might even be a better signer than the original dude. If you ain't got this yet, you are seriously missing out!!!



4. Dark Tranquillity: We Are the Void- Also an underrated band (and this list seems to have it's fair share of that), this is yet another killer album from one of melodic death metal's best acts. Featuring amazing guitar work, this is just light years of what many bands in the sub-genre are doing. I also happen to be a huge fan of the vocals on this band.



3. Fear Factory: Mechanize- After two mostly forgettable albums the masters of industrial, with tinges of death, metal are back! In fact, this is one of their best albums ever! It's totally brutal, yet completely listenable. As a huge fan of them, I am overjoyed that they are back motherfuckers!!!!




2. Deftones: Diamond Eyes- Much like FF, the Deftones last album was, well, largely forgettable. But, Diamond Eyes is a masterpiece. In fact, also like FF, it's their best in years. At times rocking, at others soft, but always captivating this a beautiful sounding alt-metal trip. The song playing and signing are their peak, and it makes for an album that is more and more listenable each and every time you play it.



1. Sigh: Scenes from Hell- Black metal's most original act have given us not only THE best release of the year (and, I have to say picking the top release this year was NOT easy), but also the most original sounding. In fact, I would say no band sounds anything like they do. And, it is in their refinement (and not just of black metal, but metal in general), that this band succeeds, greatly. The use of horns and the fast, heavy, melodic music is beautiful and haunting. This is art, man, and my favorite album of 2010. And, their, so far, crowning masterpiece.


Honorable mentions:
Disturbed- Asylum
Death Angel- Relentless Retribution
All That Remains- For We Are Many

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1/01/2011

Hot Asian Girl of the Month: Kianna Dior


First and foremost, I hope you all had a fun, drunk, and safe New Year's Eve. I was sick, so I could not get drunk. But, I'm guessing many of you are sobering up today. And, what a better way to do just that, than with my beautiful pick for Hot Asian Girl of the Month, the stunning Kianna Dior!!! I truly think she is THE perfect woman to ring the New Year that is 2011!

It's hard to believe, but this stunning goddess is actually a MILF! She is one of the most beautiful MILFS on God's green Earth, as a matter of fact. Ms. Dior was born in Vancouver, Canada on November 17th. It's times like I this that I feel, that I need to say, thank you Canada!!

Kianna, and her wonderfully done boobs, went on to become an exotic dancer. In 2000, she moved to LA and began to work in the porn biz. Truly this was something all red-blooded straight males could be grateful for!

Speaking of Kianna's boobs, God bless the doctor who worked on them! They are amazing and among some of the best I ever seen done! Here is some video proof of just, that!


I honestly think that any porn scene that this exotic goddess does is always jaw, and pants, droppingly good. She exudes a raw sexuality that few women can attest to. She pretty much drips sex from every pore on her sexy body.

I doubt I need to remind you how awesome her tits are, but I know you won't be complaining, regardless. So please enjoy this video of her in a brown bikini.


I fell in love with this exquiste beauty the minute that I laid eyes on her on the internet. right then and there, I was made a fan for life of hers! Clearly, this guy agrees with me, as he did a pretty nice little pic montage. His taste in music don't care for, but some of these pics of her are just smoldering!!!!


Kianna has done lots of porno films. You can find her in countless of Asian films, and in the last few years, MILF movies, as well. She is certainly one of my fav MILFs!!! I love seeing her with a dude, as she fucks with a lot of sexy intensity. I also flip out for her girl-girl stuff.

Kianna is very active on the social networking sites. You can be her friend on Myspace and Facebook. She posts really hot and sexy pics, and I love her status updates on Facebook. You can also follow her on Twitter, where she is really cool and interacts with her fans. It's through Facebook, in fact, that I learned that she is a fellow dog owner and lover. That only makes her more awesome in my eyes. Of course, she also has her own official site (http://www.kiannadior.com/) that you need to check out, as well.

Kianna is very definition of beautiful. Her face is that of a goddess. She has beautiful, captivating eyes, her long, dyed hair always looks sexy. And, then there is that body of hers that is to die for! I already mentioned her amazing boobs, but her ass is a godsend as well. And, those legs are long and perfect looking. Her pussy looks beautiful and absolutely delicious. Damn, even her voice is sexy! Yup, there is no doubt about it. Kianna Dior is the perfect woman!!!!

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