8/27/2009

Spotlight on: FINAL DESTINATION



Well, this Friday the forth entry in the supernatural horror franchise Final Destination, ingeniously named The Final Destination (what pt 4 was already taken?!) opens up. Lame and lazy title aside (should we thank Fast and Furious for this?), I am looking forward to it, in particular thanks to the 3D gimmick, which if any franchise would benefit from it and work well with it, it would be this one. Anyways, here are my thoughts/ reviews of the first three. All reviews are out of 4 stars.

- A dude (Devon Sawa) gets a premonition of the plane that he and his classmates are getting on will blow up. He, along with his hottie teacher (Kristin Cloke) and a few of his classmates, get kicked off the plane. The plane blows up. Soon, there after, they begin to die one by one, as there is no escape from death.
The idea of death as a supernatural entity that kills and has a predestined and inescapable fate for all is an interesting and original one. The creative deaths are cool, with the gory and shocking bus accident death of an annoying blonde chick being the highlight. Out of all the accidents this plane one freaks me out the most, probably cause I ain't a big fan of flying to begin with. The characters, for the most part, are likable, and the acting is solid. The movie also gave introduced me to the beautiful Ali Larter, who has been a favorite of mine ever since. This remains my fav entry in the series. ***1/2

- A pretty, young girl (A.J. Cook) has a premonition of a horrible car pile-up accident (THE series' best accident scene, so far), and soon she and a group of others escape death. But, as they begin to die, she, along with a cop (Michael Landes), seek help from the only remaining person still alive from the first film, Clear Rivers (the gorgeous Ali Larter). They try to figure death's plan this time, and, of course try to beat it in the process.
There are less likable characters in this one, but the acting of the lead and Larter are good. And, the deaths are far gorier this time around. An impressive death by falling glass and a barb wire one are especially memorable. The pace is fast and the plot fun and well done. The movie has a wicked sense of humor and proves to be sick fun. A great time to be had for sure, this is my favorite sequel, so far. ***1/2

- This time around a cutie (Mary Elizabeth Winston) gets the premonition and thus her and her classmates get off a roller coaster before they all die. Of course, she has to figure out death's plan to keep them alive.
No one comes back from the first two films, except Tony Todd (who played the creepy corner in the first two), but he is only a voice. Regardless, this is a super fun time. There are even less likable characters in this one. In fact other than the leads, and the cute airheads, everyone is kind of a dick in this film. But, you won't care. It is so much fun to get through. The pace is fast and the deaths are extra gory and creative. Nailgun to the head, impaling, crushed body, motors to head, and most awesome of all, a killer head crushing. The accident scene is the weakest in the series due to it all happening to fast, but the climax is fucking killer an blew me away. That wicked sense of humor returns and keeps things rocking. There are lots of cute girls and some nice nudity thrown in. Truly a killer ride that confirms this as one of the best and most fun horror franchises in the last few years. I love this fucking series! ***1/2

I won't be seeing the new flim this weekend but hope do so very soon. And, FYI, I am even more pumped up about Rob Zombie's Halloween II. For my thoughts on that series go here: http://themastergio.blogspot.com/2008/10/spotlight-on-halloween.html

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8/25/2009

The 2009 Bikini Edition

So, this is it loyal readers the last week of the last full month of summer. Weather wise this summer has sucked ass in New York. It's been rainy and humid. Still, I have had fun and plan to have more. Anyways, enough about me. This blog is my bikini blog! I figured this was my gift to you so, that summer does not have to end. After all, one of the best things about summertime is chicks in bikinis. Now, I know that Sport Illustrated puts out their Swimsuit Issue every year, but quite frankly I ain't cared about that mag in years. So, while I did not shoot any of these pics (although, it would be cool to do sometime); I think you will enjoy these greatly.

First off, we got Jamie Chung. Jamie is a big favorite of this blog, and on September 11th her new movie, which I have been discussing here for quite some time, Sorority Row opens up. As I already said, it also stars the gorgeous Audrina Patridge.

If we are gonna talk bikinis, then we gotta talk Vida Guerra. While, I ain't heard much of her much this year no ass looks better in, or out, of a bikini than hers.

I love wrestling. Well, OK it sucks now, but thank God for Gail Kim, the HOTTEST woman in wrestling! Remember when WWE used to the Diva magazines and DVDs? Well, with the whole lame PG-TV things that don't happen no more. But, I bring you a nice blast form the past, Trish Stratus!

While, I said that I don't care for supermodels much, nude models I love. Few are as beautiful as Aria Giovanni! Those curves on her are to die. The best part? They are all natural! Yay!

I do love Asian models, though, and this month's pick for hot Asian of the month is one of the hottest, Kim Lee: Seriously, don't you wish she hung by your pool? Come to think of it, it would be nice to have a pool, right about now...

Of course, what I really love are porn stars! And, I got a whole bunch for you! First off Sunny Leone, who I just talked about doing the Pornstar Workshop, here, in NYC. Is she Packers fan? Does it really matter? A fellow naturally busty babe, Gianna Michaels, is a favorite amongst many of you, I am sure. With curves like that how could she not be? One Gianna that gets a lot of love around here is Gianna Lynn. Looking like that how could she not? Tera Patrick is probably the most famous porn star, currently making movies. I send you all my love, too, Tera! Jesse Jane is another popular and yummy porn babe. Good God, Mariah Milano is so hot! Damn! Gina Lynn, Savannah Sampson, some other porn stars and Victoria's Secret model played bowling in bikinis: Uhm, how come this never happened at any blowing alley I ever been to?!

Now let's get back to my love for Asian women. Thanks to Attack of the Show, I recently discovered Mikie Hara: Those God-given boobs are AMAZING! Don't know the following models, but of course they are hot! Lucky tree: Two for the price of one: I I love gold:

And, now a random Playboy model:

Hope you all enjoyed/ continue this summer. And, above all stay safe.

(Latina) Bottoms up!



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8/24/2009

Pornstar Workshop



Have you ever wondered what it would be like to shoot a beautiful porn star? Are you into photography, in particular that of beautiful women? Are you a fan of beautiful Vivid girl and former Penthouse Pet Sunny Leone? Will you be/ can you be in NYC on Oct. 4? If you answered yes to these questions, then this experience is just for you!



You see the Pornstar Workshop will be held in NYC. You will get a chance to shoot the lovely Ms. Leone, for a fee of course, but you a lot with it, including an Italian dinner. For more information visit the website: http://blog.pornstarworkshop.com/ Hurry and sign up! I am serious when I say that this sounds like a truly awesome and unforgettable experience.



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8/23/2009

Drowning in Bitch Juice 2



Title: Drowning in Bitch Juice 2
Studio: Gina Lynn Productions
Cast: Gina Lynn, Katarina Kat, Mya Gates, Akira, Cassie Young, Gianna Lynn

Gina Lynn directs and stars in most of the scenes in this red-hot all girl film. The first scene is a solo scene with Gina, and it's a nice intro.

The next scene has two Lynns in one scene! Yay! Gina and, my absolute favorite babe ever, Gianna Lynn, have done some shoe and lingerie shopping. And, it leads to a hot fucking scene! Gianna is an absolute goddess, while Gina is a babe. With names and looks like this this scene is just a wonderful idea. I love the way that Gina dominates Gianna. Sexy and recommended.

The next scene is fucking amazing. Personal favorite Akira (aka Asa Akira) watches a Gina Lynn porno. When, Gina comes home and catches her doings so; she decides to give her a lesson. There is a great amount of heat between both girls. Some excellent use of the double dildo further smolders the screen. There is a lot of dildo sucking and kissing (both of which I love to see). It's a hot and nasty scene that is one of the best lesbo scenes I ever had the pleasure of watching. This one will take multiple viewings for you to watch cause, it is that damn hot! Stock up on your tissues! Needless to say this the best scene on the DVD.

Next we get Maya Gates and Cassie Young getting it on. There is no set up, but you won't fucking care cause it is so damn hot! It's a sexy good time. Cassie has great legs! There is a LOT of kissing! Score! It leads to a little to much toy play, but it is still a good time.

Gina returns for the next one, as we meet Katarina Kat, whose hubby (who is Puerto Rican, we learn) likes to see her hook up with Puerto Rican chicks, hence Gina is here to the rescue! It starts off really sexy and hot, with a lot of nice kissing. The scene is then bogged down a bit with a little too much toy play, but again, it's still good stuff.

Our final scene is another solo with Gina. I fucking love the way she sucks a dildo!

The DVD also features an enjoyable behind the scenes featurette and some decent trailers to other Gina Lynn flicks. The movie was shot in HD and is anamorphic 16 x 9 widescreen. It looks fucking amazing, and the sound is fucking great, too. All in all this is a very, very good all girl movie that is more than worth your cash. Go get it, now!

4 out of 4 Woodies

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8/20/2009

Stephanie Swift Diagnosed with Breast Cancer



About an year ago I wrote a blog about what had happened to the lovely Stephanie Swift. Recently, I read on the StephanieSwiftFan Google Group, that she sadly, has been diagnosed with breast cancer. You can read more about it on this article from X-Biz.com: http://www.xbiz.com/news/111634

I am a long time fan of this talented and sexy performer, so I certainly wish her the best. I hope she gets all the help she needs and that all turns out well for her. My prayers and thoughts go out to her.



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8/19/2009

American Daydreams, Vol. 4



Title: American Daydreams, Vol. 4
Studio: Naughty America
Cast: Penny Flame, Nikki Benz, April Blossom, Jordan Styles, Lyla Lei, Lexi Belle, and Puma Swede

This Naughty America DVD is all about dudes having hot daydreams. The first clip has our hot covergirls, the always sexy and cute, and recently retired from porn, Penny Flame and the pretty Nikki Benz. In it Flame is about to get married, when her hubby has a daydream about her getting it on with her friend/ bridesmaid Benz. As always, Penny is a total cutie and funny. She always adds a lot of appeal to her scenes. It's a good scene that builds up to a red-hot ending that features our babes cum swapping. Goddamn, Nikki Benz is fucking gorgeous! I love and will greatly miss Penny Flame in the biz.

Our next scene is a fantasy involving meditation. Sadly, the scene is terrible, stupid, and totally by the numbers and ultimately boring. Swede is certainly not an unattractive woman, but she ain't my type. Sorry. That said, the scene does end with a facial.

Next, the boom guy has a fantasy while working on a porn set involving star April Blossom. April is gorgeous and has nice God-given tits. It's a fun, sexy, cute, and funny scene that is really goddamn hot! It goes on a little too long, but it ends up being the second hottest scene in the movie. She takes a nice facial, that also drips on her wondrous boobies.

Then, we get a hitchhiker fantasy involving Lexi Belle. While, Lexi is very cute, the scene never really catches my interest. But, a really nice facial at the end is worth watching and stops the scene from being a total waste.

They save the best for last! A dude wants his wife to have sex with hot the new, hot Asian girl next door cause he likes Asians. This is so my fantasy! Anyways, in his fantasy his wife, the very pretty, real blonde Jordan Styles gets it on with very cute Asian babe Lyla Lei. The scene starts off great with lots of kissing between both girls, and then he joins in. I love seeing Lyla get her sweet pussy fucked while she licks Jordan's snatch. Jordan is a great dirty talker, which is always a turn on, of course. The money shot is killer! Lyla gets cum on her face and in her mouth, which she spits into Jordan's mouth. Then, they precede to make-out. HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is how you end a scene, baby!

Overall the movie is uneven, but the good stuff is worth watching, in particular the nuclear hot last scene. There are no extra features, but the pic and sound quality is excellent.

3 out of 4 Woodies

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8/18/2009

VOICES



My latest DVD review for the Gorezone.net is for Voices a South Korean horror film from this year's After Dark Horrorfest III part of the 8 Films to Die For. You can read it here: http://www.gorezone.net/dvdcrypt/reviewstxt/vwx/voices.html

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8/11/2009

The 10 Hottest Vamp Babes Ever

Vampires have long been one of the most popular creatures in horror, and now with TV shows and movies like the amazing True Blood and Thirst, the enjoyable Blood: The Last Vampire and The Underworld Trilogy, and sadly crap like Twilight, they are hotter than ever. Of course, one of the major and long lasting appealing factors that they have is their sexuality, something other creatures, like say zombies and werewolves (though they too have been sexualized) mostly lack. Vampire films are one of my favorite sub-genres in the horror film (my fav vampire film, by the way, is From Dusk Till Dawn) though, the overt romanticizing of them has gotten out of hand (I am looking at you Twilight, with you glittery, whimpy vampires!), there is always good stuff to be found. And, this list represents ten (well more like eleven) vamp babes that can suck my blood any night of the year!

10. Leonor Varela from BLADE II- - This beautiful Latina played the good vampire beauty that Blade falls for in the best entry in the series. Her beautiful tan skin, large beautiful eyes, and lovely face combine with her ass kicking abilities to make for the hottest vampire to come from south of the border.

9. Ingrid Pitt- Hammer Horror Actress- - Hammer Horror movies always featured some of the most beautiful and busty women to ever grace a gothic movie. They upted the sexuality level of the Universal films greatly. And, while there were many hot blood sucking babes, in thier films, none combined sex, hotness, and deadliness better than Ingrid Pitt. For proof, see her as she takes on the role of Countess Elizabeth Bathory in Countess Dracula or the lead villainess in the great adaption of sapphic vampire classic Carmilla known as the Vampire Lovers. She, dear friends and readers, she plays a lesbo vamp in that classic. Yum!

8. Anulka and Marianne Morris from VAMPYRES (tie)- - And speaking of lesbo vamps no movie on the subject is better than Vampyres. To me, this film is the definitive erotic horror film. While Morris is my fav of the two, former Playboy beauty Anulka is beyond stunning herself, and in the case of this film, I would feel weird if I only rated one. Honestly, getting killed by these two would not be that bad, now would it?

7. Sophia Santi from THE WICKED- - The nature of vampires makes them a good choice for a horror porno, and no vampire porno is better than last year's The Wicked. And, while that film has some beautiful blood suckers, the hottest has to be Sophia Santi. Naturally beautiful and exuding sex, it is hard not to love Ms. Santi, in particular, when Kaylani Lei dreams of Santi's character seducing her.

6. Lucy Liu from RISE: THE BLOOD HUNTER- - Lucy has to have one of the most beautiful faces and skin complexion in any woman, so I was very happy to hear her playing a vamp in this enjoyable but flawed little female take on Blade. Lucy looks great covered in blood and is always nice to see her kicking ass. Plus, she even has a quick lesbo tease with the gorgeous Carla Cugino. Worth seeing if only for the site of the ravishing Ms. Liu drinking hemoglobin.

5. Julie Benz from BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER and ANGEL- - She is THE hottest woman ever in the Buffy/ Angel universe and when you consider the babes that have been on both series, that is saying a lot, and I do mean A LOT. Darla, her character, was the sire (IE the one who turns you) for Angel. On the show she played a villain, a victim, and mother to Angel's child. Benz's solid acting and sexiness were present through out her appearances. It was always a good thing whenever Darla popped on an episode!

4. Deborah Ann Woll from TRUE BLOOD- - Much like Buffy and Angel, True Blood (which at the rate this series is going might end up being even better than either two of those magnificent shows) also features a plethora of hot babes on it. But, my favorite is this young beauty, who plays a young vampire who is made by lead hero Bill Compton. Aside from being stunning Woll is amazing in her role. And, the show is so well written taking vampirism as something akin to a teen going threw all her natural changes. Which, of course she is, with the added issue of having to suck blood, of course!

3. Gianna Jun from BLOOD: THE LAST VAMPIRE- - Based on the classic manga and anime of the same name, the truly beautiful Ms. Jun plays a gorgeous half vampire who kicks undead ass. The film itself, though quite enjoyable, has it's flaws. But, none of those flaws have anything to do with Jun, who looks stunning throughout and looks awesome whooping some behind.

2. Kristanna Loken from BLOODRAYNE- - Based on the fun video game of the same name Uwe Boll's flick might be hated by many, but I enjoy it as a great it's so bad so good film. Regardless, of your opinion of the movie, I don't think you will argue this: Loken is hot. And the site of her nude, having sex, drinking blood, kicking ass, etc. is quite nice. In fact, she is so hot, that she distracts one from what is going on. Which, I guess for you non-fans of this film, might be a good thing.

1. Kim Ok-Bin from THIRST- - Up until seeing Chan Wook Park's magnificent Thirst, I though Loken was the hottest vamp ever. Nope, not anymore. That honor now goes to the number one babe on this list the jaw droppingly beautiful Kim Ok-Bin. She has such a beautiful face, gorgeous almond shaped eyes, and a beautiful, sometimes nude body. Her acting is also great being sexy, sweet, dangerous, loving, seductive, manipulative, deadly, etc. A great actress playing a great role in one of the greatest vampire films I ever seen.

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