7/29/2009

Vote for Angelina Armani!

Hey, guys could you do me a little favor and vote for my friend, the always awesome Angelina Armani for best New Starlet for the NightMoves Adult Entertainment Awards? Besides being extremely hot and beautiful, she fucking rules. Like I have said in the past on this blog, she is a fellow fan of horror, superheroes, and other geeky stuff that we all love. So, go and click on the above link and give her a hand, will you? Thanks, you guys rock!

These pics should help you see why you need to vote for her:


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7/26/2009

Alexis Amore: The Peruvian Princess



For those who do not know: I am half-Peruvian (my other half is Italian, Sicilian to be precise). And, since this Tuesday, July 28th is Peruvian Independence Day, I felt what better time than now to pay tribute to the beautiful Peruvian Princess, who now calls herself the Peruvian Queen (fuck yeah she is!), Alexis Amore, than now?

The lovely Ms. Amore was born in Lima, Peru on December 29, 1978. Alexis is one of the most popular Latinas in the biz. She really deserves her fame. Cause, aside from being smoking hot, she is fucking awesome! In fact, anyone would be happy if Santa bought him this for Christmas, this year:

Alexis has done a whole lot of scenes and movies and has been working hard for a couple of years. She is in a lot of Latin vids, obviously, as well as interracial, and just overall hot porn. The very first time I heard of her was when I saw her in a videotape I bought years ago called Solo Latinas 8. It's a Latin solo-masturbation series, now out of print, put out by Amor Films, a Latin adult company. It's all in Spanish, and she just looked and sounded so sexy!



Not only is she beloved here, but in Peru, as well. I heard that in Peru, she is one of the most searched personalities on the web, as much, if not, more than the President of Peru. Now, that fucking rocks!



Alexis often refers to fellow Latin goddess, and another personal favorite of mine, Olivia O'Lovely , as her "wifey". That idea alone is, in of itself, smoking hot!

It should be noted that Olivia O'lovley will be at Exxxotica NY this September. I cannot wait to meet her as, I been dying to so for the longest of time. I met Alexis last year , and she was so sweet and awesome . For more on me meeting her and other stuff from last year's Exxxotica go here: http://themastergio.blogspot.com/2008/09/exxxotica-ny-sept-13-2008.html

Here is an interview with her at said show:


If any of you are there and read this blog, come up to me and tell me. I always like to hear your thoughts. Anyways, back to Alexis. I have no clue if she will be at this one, but if you ever see her at any con, go up to her. You'll be glad you did!



This is an awesome tribute to her:


Alexis has her own site, of course on: http://www.clubalexisamore.com/ She runs a great myspace, where she posts lots of sexy and great pictures of herself, really cool blogs that keep her fans up to date on all her going-ons (http://www.myspace.com/alexisamore), and she always has cool tweats over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/alexisamore Alexis puts out a calender, too. Here is vid from her 2009 calender:


Alexis has some great curves. I love her boobs. This vid should show you why I do:


An amazing body , a great ass, a beautiful face, a sweet down-to-Earth personality, and sexy accent makes this mamcita one of the hottest Latina women on God's green Earth. I think her Playboy bunny tattoo is so cute and sexy!



So to all my fellow Peruvians, have a great day on the 28th.

Happy Peruvian Independence Day. Arriba el Peru!



Arriba the Peruvian Princess, no make that Queen (!), Alexis Amore!



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7/22/2009

Music Mix: By the Power of Ballad 2



Last year, I made my first mix for CD Mom. It was a ballad mix, and it became my favorite out of all of the ones that I did since then. I said I would do a sequel a year later and, well, here it is. As with the last one, not all are hair bands. I threw in some goth, thrash, and other forms of hard rock/ metal bands. One is even an acoustic version of a classic Iron Maiden song (Wasted Years) by hard rockers Damone.

Get your lighters out and rock out to it by downloading it here: http://www.4shared.com/file/119882011/829af1ee/By_the_Power_of_Ballad_II.html

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7/13/2009

Chainsaw Kiss- June 27, 2009



My report on Chainsaw Kiss from June 27, 2009 is up on the Gorezone. net, now. You will find it under the date of July 13, 2009. It will eventually move to the archives, where it will stay for about three months, under the aforementioned date. Check it out here: http://www.gorezone.net/news.html

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7/05/2009

Interview with Bill Kong Producer of Blood: The Last Vampire



I recently interviewed Bill Kong, producer of Blood: The Last Vampire, which opens this Friday. You will find the interview under the July 5, 2009 date. It will then move to the archives, where it will stay for about three months or so. So, look for it there, if you are reading this late.

Here is the link: http://gorezone.net/news.html

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7/04/2009

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen



Director: Michael Bay
Writer: Ehren Kruger, Roberto Orci, and Alex Kurtzman
Cast: Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, Josh Duhamel, Tyrese Gibson, John Turturro, Ramon Rodriguez

Let me start by saying that this review will be a little different than earlier reviews, I may have done for this site, as I wanted to use pics for this one, something I ain't done, before.

Taking place a few years after the original, the military have befriended the Autobots and together they battle the evil Decepitcons. Meanwhile, Sam (Shia LaBeouf) has absorbed the info from the cube from the last film, by accident. The Deceps need this info and need to kill Optimus, the only threat to the first Decep, the Fallen. With the resurrection of their leader Megatron, they just might accomplish this.

Actually, the only thing this movie manages to accomplish is pissing me off. I'll be nice and start with the positives, of which there are very little. The FX were great but with this kind of budget they better fucking be. Megan Fox is smoking hot, but more on her later. Starscream is well done. I love the fact that he takes over the Deceps, while Megatron was thought to be dead. As, in the Transformers universe, he always wants to take over leadership of the Deceps. The movie starts off really exciting and the the moments with Sam in college are well done. But, it is all downhill from here on in.

The pacing is completely off in this piece of shit. The whole climax in the desert drags on and on. You're like when will this shit fucking end? Not only that but the action scenes are poorly shot. Hey, Michael Bay stop moving the fucking camera so much! I got fucking dizzy watching this crap! Seriously! Go back to film school, you dick!

Then, there is humor. This movie blatantly racist. First off we have two annoying twins that act all ghetto . They really hit rock bottom, when they say, "We don't read". Wow! Seriously?! Plus, we get an African-American with bad teeth working in a deli owned by a Jewish guy and his mom. Yes, because this film also offends other races, too, not just blacks! Asians, Arabs, and midgets get hit, too!

Now, you say this is a movie for kids, right? Well, it ain't! Sex jokes abound including dogs humping each other TWICE!, a dude in a g-string, Devastator's nutsack (bet you had no clue that Transformers had privates), and Wheelie humps Megan Fox's leg! You guys know I am NO prude, but this just did not seem like the right film for this type of shit. Getting back to lovely Ms. Fox , she is clearly exploited through out the film as she is bent over a motorcycle and runs around in slow motion so her boobs bounce up and down . Oh, Bay, you really know how to get the money from fan boy pockets, right? Sadly, he does not accomplish this with a good movie. By the way, a hot chick tempts Sam. Listen this new babe, Isabella Lucas is pretty, but she ain't no Megan. The only way I would cheat on her is with an Asian girl, a porn star, or Audrina Patridge. Lucas is neither of those things. Just saying.

In further low brow humor, Sam's mom , in the movie, is MILFy and likes pot! Yay! This only mad me think of Shia's recent admission in Playboy magazine where he wishes he could date a woman like his mom, cause no woman can compare to her, according to him . Uhm, maybe he thought with Playboy's shitty sales no would ever read that. But, Chelsea Handler mentioned it on her show. Doh!

You think the crappiness ends there? Nope. This is a Transformers movie, but I never felt like i needed to buy a toy. I liked the last films, and I bought evil cop car Barricade cause of it. Since every Decepticon looks like Starscream or Megatron, I could never tell what the fuck was going on. Why does Devestator walk like a gorilla instead of upright like he did in the cartoon? The evil Fallen is a lame villain that, in the end poses no real threat to our heroes. Optimus is in the film for like 30 min. Maybe, Peter Cullen demanded a million dollars for this one...

But, hey it did feel like a commercial for our military. Bay admitted in the spacial edition DVD of the first one how much he loves the military . His boner for them shows in this one. Yes, kids, they can beat giant robots! So now we need not fear terrorists, anymore! Yay! Why do we need the Autobots, then?! In the cartoon, humans were shit to the Decepitcons, mere insects. But, not here! Speaking of insects what was up with all the lame little robots?! By the way, the bad guy in here works for president Obama, and he wants Optimus and the Autobots to leave. I think Obama would love Prime! Remember Prime believes that, "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings". That sounds like something Obama would be behind. Bay is probably Republican...

A terrible, terrible insulting piece of shit. And, guess what? I read the reviews. Critics always hate shit like this. They don't shit about Transformers and the rich history of the franchise. I am about as hardcore as a Transformers fan as you can get. I have toys, T-shirta, a hoodie DVDs, comics, and a poster up on my wall. So fuck them, Ii thought. Besides, these are the same asses who judge slasher films the way they would a war film. Lame. Then, Kevin and Olivia Munn said they walked out 30 minutes into the film. I still refused to believe it could be that bad. There were a few who liked it on the net. I said, "Hey, I prob will, too." Well, fuck no. The more I think about this filth the more it pisses me off. You like Transformers? See the first one, any episode from the generation 1 TV show, or, best of all see the original animated film. Like action/ sci-fi films? See the new Star Trek. Like Megan Fox? See any other film of hers, or google her hot ass. Or just read this blog. Here some pics so you don't leave you house and waste your money on this shit. See how I do favors for you?!






*1/2 out of ****

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7/01/2009

Hot Asian Girl of the Month- Kaylani Lei



Born on August 5, 1980, in Singapore, Kaylani Lei moved to the US, living in various states, until settling in Las Vegas. She began as a stripper and soon after decided to become a porn star.



Shae started her career in 2002 and while many companies wanted her as a contract girl, it was Wicked that snatched her up in 2003.



She has also done some radio hosting for a show called Me So Horny with Kaylani Lei and appeared on the Howard Stern show, Playboy TV, and on Cinemax's The Erotic Traveler. She also has a deal for a line of her own sex toys. She is even doing car shows and mags, now!

Kaylani is a great performer. She has is all natural which is something I really appreciate and like. My favorite film with her in it, that I have seen so far, is The Wicked. I had the pleasure of interviewing her last year on this film for the Gorezone.net, and she came off as very smart and pleasant. One of my friend thought her answers made for my best interview, yet. She is certainly one of my favorite subjects to have interviewed. Fans should befriend on her on myspace where she often posts blogs to keep her fans up to date on her and follow her on twitter, as well!



Here is an interview where she talks about the aforementioned, The Wicked, among other stuff and, of course, looks hot doing so!


With her beautiful almond eyes, smoking hot body, gorgeous face, and great performances, this babe is my favorite of all the Wicked girls and one of the best contract girls in the world. She is someone I always get excited for when a new project of hers comes along.



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