6/29/2009

TRUE BLOOD: The Complete First Season



My latest review is for the first season of hit HBO horror/ vampire drama TRUE BLOOD. Go check it out here: http://www.gorezone.net/dvdcrypt/reviewstxt/stu/TrueBloodS1.html

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Now playing: Venom - In League With Satan
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6/24/2009

Random Hotness VIII: Hotness takes the Net

This is one of those months where I give you TWO blogs of random hotness! See what I do for you, loyal reader?!

Olivia Munn- Of course, the talk on the net has been that geek goddess, and favorite of this blog, Olivia Munn is in Playboy this month! Or should I say for two months, as this is a double month issue. I guess Playboy must be selling like shit to be doing a double month thing. But, that ain't the point of this post. Olivia looks GORGEOUS! But, here is the catch... She is NOT nude! Seems as the Playboy gang came to her to pose nude, but she refused. They needed her badly though, and gave her the chance to be in the mag without showing any naughty bits. Why? Cause, they probably know the loyal following she has amongst us geeks. This is great for Olivia, as she gets more coverage and exposure, which she clearly deserves, in my book. But, it only makes Playboy look more lame than usual. Here are examples of the pics:


Seriously, why not just pose for Maxim, if there won't be any nudity? Final analysis: Olivia is HOT, Playboy is still lame as shit!

Megan Fox- Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen opens today. I enjoyed the first film and am a HUGE Tranformers geek, so I look forward to seeing it next week, with my friends. But, let's talk about the lovely Ms. Fox , OK? She is getting a lot of press, but for once, this is a Hollywood starlet I don't mind it with. In fact, I demand more ! As, I have said in the past, and it has been all over the media, she is bi! She is being compared to fellow bi-hottie Angelina Jolie , a lot, as of late. I like them both, but I give the edge to Megan. What about you guys, or gals, who do you like more? Regardless, she admits to having a thing for Jolie, to which I say: YUM!!!!!!!!


Sasha Grey- Two weeks ago I saw The Girlfriend Experience starring the lovely Sasha Grey. This is a wonderfully, beautifully shot film from director Stephen Soderberg. Sasha gives a great performance as Chelsea, a high class call-girl, who gives "the girlfriend experience" to her clients, i.e. she goes on "dates" with them, sort of like an actual girlfriend. My fellow Sasha fans should see and support this movie. I see a great future for her both in mainstream and adult films. Plus, I think this movie might make my year end list for best films of the year, at the end of the year.
Here is an interview with her about the film:


Asian Poses- Ever since Olivia Munn mentioned this site on her blog, I been addicted to it! Basically, cute Asian do cute Asian poses. Examples:




How can you not love this site?! Best site, ever, I think! The site has been challenging readers, to do the poses, as well. A couple of the takers on the challenge are hot, too! Yay! Check out my latest obsession here: http://asianposes.com/

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Now playing: Poison - Fallen Angel
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6/21/2009

Tight & Asian 5



Title: Tight & Asian 5
Studio: Devil's Film
Cast: Lucy Thai, Nyla Thai, Hiedi Ho, Avena Lee, and Mila Yung

One of our two lovely cover girls, Lucy Thai, stars in the first scene. She is really beautiful and gives a great BJ. It's a good scene, with some nice anal action. Towards the end our other cover girl, the lovely Nyla Thai (yes, loyal readers, they are in fact hot Thai sisters!!!!!!) looks on and fingers herself. No, she don't join in, but fear not we'll get porn action from her later on. Lucy gets an anal creampie and then licks off of the carpet the splooge that drips out of her yummy ass. Extremely hot!!!!!!!

Next we get Mila Yung, who may not be the prettiest girl here, but she is really sexy and slutty. Your pants will like her, trust me! She, too, gives a good blow-job. The facial she gets is good. In all, this is a nice and sexy scene.

Following that is the cute Hiedi Ho. It is just an OK scene, but it does have it's moments. She is really pretty, and it ends with the dude blowing a load in her mouth. Then, he blows another load on her face. Not sure if this is the same dude, but I can assure you that the dude who blows a THIRD (yes, you read that right) load on her face is NOT the same guy. You really won't care, though, as the end result is pretty hot.

The most beautiful girl in this movie is Avena Lee. She stars in our forth scene. This happens to be the second best fuck in the whole movie. Avena is one of my personal favorites and it is so easy to fall in love with her. I mean look at her body and her face. Simply stunning! Anyways, this good little scene ends with a hot facial, after which she blows a kiss to the camera. I simply love her!

Finally, they saved the best for last. Sexy Nyla Thai (see I told you she would come back) takes on two dudes. It's a really good and fucking hot threesome. The double facial she gets ends this quality strokefest really nicely.

While the third scene is only OK, the other scenes are all good quality porking. But, as I said, even Ho's scene is still well worth checking out. In all, this is a nice porn flick that lovers of Asian girls will surely enjoy.

The picture quality is excellent and the sound is good. We get a nice slide show, as well as trailers to some movies I really could give a flying fuck about. Actually, they also have stills to other films, which looked more interesting that the stuff they had actual trailers for. Oh, well, whatever, the movie's is damn good. And, that is all that really matters!

3 1/2 out of 4 Woodies

Oh, and a side not go follow me on Twitter, I just joined it! http://twitter.com/MasterGio

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Now playing: Immolation - Lying With Demons
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6/09/2009

Random Hotness VII: The Hot Blood

Vicky Vette- It's time for you, my dear readers, to give a hand and a vote for one of the loveliest and most awesome porn babes out there, MILF extraordinaire, Vicky Vette. Vicky's website , Vicky at Home, is up for a FAME Award. Go to this site (http://www.vote4vette.com/) and vote for her site!
And, one more thing, be sure to check out her blogsite. She always has cool stuff up on there.


Mariah Carey- OK, before you all flip out, no I am not, nor will I ever be a fan of her music. Sorry, not my cup of blood. But, she is hot. And, she does have a smoking body. Though, her taste in men is questionable. But, regardless these pics should justify her being on this blog. Just check out the cleavage in them!

Burning Angel- My fav porn company is launching their own porn mag! Porn mags are mostly a dead forum, just look at the financial troubles that Playboy (OK, they suck ass, but that is regardless of the point, I am trying to make) is going through. But, if anyone can make a quality porn rag then it would be BA. I love girls with tats and rocker, punk, and metal chicks, and BA has the best of them. That and their leader Joanna Angel is both beautiful and smart. I am sure she will do a good job. And, yes I will have to read this mag! And, to remind you of the hotness of BA here is a pic I took a few years ago at one of their early Adult Drawing parties.

Smith Cho- She was on the new Knight Rider , which is NOT getting renewed. Did any of you watch this? I am sure it was lame, but she was in the comedy Fired Up , which does look good either. But, I think this Korean babe is gorgeous. Hope, she does some good stuff in the near future.


Random Hot Asian Girls- For your viewing pleasure:
This girl is simply beautiful and those BOOBS! Wow!


This next hottie is Roen Kadena. She is a Japanese model and is HOT! Look at that BODY! Truly incredible! Those boobs and that ass are proof that there is a God!


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Now playing: Slayer - Jihad
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6/05/2009

42ND STREET FOREVER VOLUME 4



My latest review for the Gorezone is the trailer compilation 42ND STREET FOREVER VOLUME 4 . Go read it here: http://www.gorezone.net/dvdcrypt/reviewstxt/def/42ndstreet4.html

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Now playing: Hole - Rock Star
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6/03/2009

Plowing Mud Forever Live: May 30, 2009



Last Saturday on May 30, 2009 alt-metal band, and good friends of mine, Plowing Mud Forever performed at Cameo Gallery in Brooklyn, NY. This the first time I seen them live since Wally left the band, and they became a power trio.




The Cameo Gallery has a stage where bands play live. I really liked the giant, shaggy thing that hung above the band! Cool and sort of trippy!





The band played a nice set of kick ass songs and rocked the place! Of course, with them now being a trio, they had to improvise a little, with some cool little bass solos thrown in and other nice changes that kept classic songs sounding fresh and catchy in new ways. The also debuted some new songs, all of which were really fucking cool. Since, the night before, May 29, was my birthday, the band mentioned me on stage and wished me a happy birthday. That was awesome of them. Thanks guys, you all fucking rule!





In all this was a rocking, heavy concert, and I look forward to their next show!

All pictures by me (Giovanni Deldio)

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Now playing: Fear Factory - Spinal Compression
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