Sunday, March 30, 2008
CAST: Lilly Thai, Kat, Annie Cruz, Katsumi, Charmane Star
Well here it is my first porn film reviewed here! Enjoy:
This gonzo film has no plot, just this idea: a lucky, white guy fucks a hot Asian girl. Nothing more nothing less. The female cast is amazing, though.
First off, we get cover girl, and all around goddess and my first official Hot Asian Girl of the Month, Lilly Thai. Her scene is the most smoldering of the batch. I fucking love this girl!
The second scene is the weakest. Though, Kat is a total cutie, seeing her strap-on and fuck a dude's butt is NOT my thing, but the hot facial at the end makes up for it, well almost. Just hit the FF button!
Next we have the lovely Annie Cruz. Love the way this scene starts off. And, she has a very exotic look to her that I just love.
Then cums, Katsumi, who is a personal fav of mine. While every scenes ends with a nice facial, her's is the best. Fucking awesome! Get the tissues ready!!!!!!!
Finally, the last scene is the gorgeous Charmane Star. My God, this girl is stunning. It starts off smoldering and then ends boiling hot.
The DVD is said to be "limited edition", uhm, why? Cause it has a slipcase? What the hell is so limited about that? Also, the back promises a threesome, there ain't one. Instead, Kat (who is mentioned on the cover) is not featured on the back. Why? Who the fuck knows! There are no extras or even a title sequence. Nonetheless, the picture quality is really nice.
That all said and done this is nice fucking choice for those us with Asian Fever. Plus, it is really fucking cheap. I scored it for like 6 bucks. And, it is certainly worth more than that!
THREE AND HALF Woodies out of FOUR
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Friday night I decided to pop in my DVD of Gravedancers and I was reminded of the hotness of Josie Maran.
Getting back to Gravedancers , this fun, but flawed film is directed by Mike Mendez, who also made the kick-ass killer nun-demon film, The Convent, and it tells the tale of three friends (Moran being one of them) who dance on graves on a drunken night and now have to contend with some really pissed off ghosts. The acting is strong and along with Clare Kramer (she played Glory on Buffy the Vampire Slayer) and Meghan Perry, Moran is accompanied by two ravishing females. I really liked this film, but the climax is too over-the-top and hurts the film. Still, you should see this one.
For those of you into reality TV should note that she was also in Dancing with the Stars, but was voted off after one appearance. Fools! She would never get voted off my show! Even if her dancing did suck!
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Sunday, March 16, 2008
But, this is turning political and politics bore me, so let’s cut right to the chase, the call-girl in question here is hot: Ashley Alexandra Dupre.
A teen runaway, Ms. Dupre is gonna make a killing thanks to this whole ordeal. She is a musician on the side. Now, I could give a fuck about her music. It is not my cup of blood. I like things decidedly heavier and darker, but whatever. I can say this. She is hotter and more interesting than Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson, etc. So, that’s good, right? She bound to get lot of new friends at her myspace .
Penthouse and Hustler both made her an offer to pose nude . Now Penthouse is not the mag some of you may remember it to be. It is really become Playboy but with slightly naughtier pics. But, I have a soft side for Penthouse, maybe it is cause it think Playboy mag blows. Whatever. But, personally, I hope Hustler gets the layout. Larry Flynt’s magazine is the single best porn mag on God’s green Earth, and it would be great if they gave us a shot of Ms. Dupre’s pink!
Our naughty beauty has a sexy skin tone and smoking body. I ain’t sure she is worth the $4,300 she charges, but hey maybe one of you reading this knows something I don’t. Anywho, she might be an inspiration to call-girls everywhere! Everyone needs a hero, right?
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Sunday, March 9, 2008
Tattoos, blond, busty, beautiful, plays and loves metal. Maria Brink, lead signer of metalcore group In This Moment, is indicative of what my ideal type of girl. She is a fellow NYer, albeit from upstate NY, and has a true love for metal. I LOVE sleeves (for those not in the know that would be an arm covered in tats), and hers looks amazingly hot.
She has a great voice, being able to sign with passion, power, and emotion, and a killer scream fucking scream, as well. Her band In This Moment, caught buzz on their myspace and eventually led Century Media to give them a contract.
Their debut Beautiful Tragedy was one of last year’s best releases. Heavy and melodic, the album makes me, at different times, wanna mosh, and at other times, touches my feelings. Few bands can accomplish this.
Ms. Brink is actually a mom, making her a metal MILF! Last night I saw her band cover Pantera’s Five Minutes Alone on Fuses’s Talking Metal. They were fucking great, and I was reminded why I love this woman!
Sunday, March 2, 2008
This is to be my first (official) Hot Asian Girl of the Month. Now, I already had a blog about the lovely Maggie Q, last month, so one could say that she, by default, is actually the first one. But whatever the case maybe, I am gonna start this monthly feature with one of my personal favs: porn star Lily Thai.
Lily Thai was born on November 7. 1981 (that would make her 26, by the way) in
A naturally lovely beauty is smoldering hot in her scenes, as well as coming off as likable and playful. There is a great lesbian scene with her and, fellow Asian goddess, Loni, but I saw it in a compilation, so I can’t tell you what the actual movie is called. But goddamn is it ever hot! Also, worthy of seeing is her hot boy-girl scene in ASSTASTIC ASIANS 3. Truth be told, any Lily Thai scene is a good, fucking scene!
Her myspace, by the way, is at http://www.myspace.com/lilythai