The 10 Best Hammer Horror Movies

My latest article for Best-Horror-Movies.com has me picking the best of Britain's Hammer Horror. You can read my pics here: http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/m/news/view/62527/The-10-Best-Hammer-Horror-Movies

Anthrax, Testament, and Death Angel at Best Buy Theater 2/8/12

This Wednesday was thrash metal night in NYC as the Best Buy Theater had three killer thrash bands play one of the best shows, ever. This was the last night of the Anthrax, Testament, Death Angel tour, and the following is documented proof of the awesomeness of it.

The mighty Death Angel opened the show with a killer set. Sadly, it was too fucking short. Six songs only? Damn. I wanted more. Still, they kicked ass despite the short amount of time onstage.
The last song they played was "Claws in so Deep" from their most recent release, last year's killer Relentless Retribution. If you don't own this one yet, you need to get it!!

Next up were the amazing Testament. Now, I been a fan of them since I was in high school. I got into them with Souls of Black and have loved them ever since. To me, Chuck Billy has one of THE best voices in all of thrash metal. And, it sounded just as good live! In fact, the band fucking killed it. They played many of their classics, like "Souls of Black", "Practice What You Preach", "Into the Pit", "Disciples of the Watch" and more. Plus, they also played tracks off their last album, the truly amazing Formation of Damnation, including the title track and the killer "More than Meets the Eyes".
It should be noted that drumming god Gene Hoglan, he of Dark Angel, Death, and Dethklok, was drumming for Testament. Let me tell you, he is a monster on the drums!! I fucking bow down to this man's talent. Now, on this tour, he was pulling double-duty also drumming for Anthrax. But, he only needed to play for Testament, as Charlie Benate was back drums tonight.

Now, it was time for the hometown band to play. Anthrax is, of course, one of the big 4 and is one of my four favorite bands of all time (the other top three are the rest of the Big 4). Anyway, I had always wanted to see them live, and tonight was the perfect night to do just that. Now, I have already declared their last album, Worship Music, as THE best album of last year. I am going to on the record and say this could be concert of the year!

As I said before Charlie made his return playing with the band, and he fucking killed it(!), as did bassist Frank Bello. They had a loss in their lives, but this being NYC meant they had to come back. And, the band just played a killer set! Not only did they play songs of their aforementioned perfect new album, but also classics like "Antisocial", "Medusa", and "Among the Living". One song that surprised me, pleasantly, was the classic "Deathrider" from their debut Fistful of Metal. They said it had been years since they played. Nice!

The pit was insane, in particular for "Caught in a Mosh" and then it got even crazier for "Indians". Scott Ian requested that everyone move, even the non-moshers. And, move we did. I was right in there, jumping and going crazy. The Wardance part of the song was THE fucking highlight for me!! I mean I was fucking pumped!!The encore consisted of a quick version of "I'm the Man" and full versions of "Madhouse", "Metal Thrashing Mad", and "I Am the Law". In all, just an awesome show, and if you missed, well at least you got my words and pics to make you feel a little better! Thrash metal for life!!!

Bleeding Through's Marta Peterson Is a Metal Goddess

Earlier today, I finally got around to hearing the new Bleeding Through album The Great Fire, and I really liked it. I think it is considerably better than their last album, the self titled one. While, I liked that one, I always thought it lacked something. This new though, is heavy and brutal, but yet with the right amount of melody. Bleeding Through, one of my utmost favorite, if not in fact favorite, metalcore bands are back in form. And, so I do think it's time for me to show love to their impossibly beautiful goth metal goddess and keyboardist: Marta Peterson!

The stunning Miss. Peterson joined Bleeding Through in 2003 replacing Molly Street on keyboards. It's the keyboards that really set Bleeding Through apart from the rest of the metalcore set, as it adds a black metal influence. In particular, with Marta who is a black metal fan herself. Another reason to be in love with her!!

I really became a fan of the band after the amazing The Truth album, which saw the keyboards really bought out. They took far more advantage of Marta's musical talents and in doing so they had one of 2007's best albums.

This video is actually my favorite song from that album. Yes, I realize it's a ballad but so what?! It's a great fucking song, with great lyrics. And, Marta looks fucking stunning in it.


I actually saw them perform at Ozzfest that year. Not only were they fucking killer onstage, but she is even more beautiful in person. I was floored by how sexy and gorgeous she looked. I started, like a dorky little fool, to scream, "I love you Marta!" But hey, what I can say? I really do love her!

And, I am not the only one. Marta has many times been declared, deservedly so, as one of the hottest women in metal. In fact, she's been on Revolver's Hottest Chicks in Hard Rock cover twice. The first one with the beautiful Cristina Scabbia of Lacuna Coil and the second one with the sexy Kat Von D.

My favorite album of theirs is their next one: Declaration. From that album comes this video which Beavis and Butthead would no doubt approve as it has kick ass metal, fire, and Marta's cleavage!!


Marta, though, has recently broken many a metalhead's heart by getting engaged with Machine Head guitarist Phil Demmel. Lucky dude! Give me some time, as I cry to myself...
OK, I'm back. Marta's beautiful blue eyes, pale, white skin, gorgeous, jet black, long hair, amazing, natural cleavage, and great legs make her a stunning vision of goth perfection. Add her love for metal and her playing so well in such a kick ass band, and you have someone who cannot be called anything less than a metal goddess!!!

Hot Asian Girl of the Month: Lucy Liu

February is the month of love, as it's the month that Valentine's Day falls on. And, there are few ladies in Hollywood I would rather have as my V-day date than the beautiful Lucy Liu! And, with her joining Southland there is no better time than to pick her as as this month's Hot Asian Girl of the Month!

Lucy was born in Jackson Heights in Queens, NY (which means she was born close to my neighborhood!) on December 2, 1968. She is of Taiwanese decent. She learned Mandarian (which is what her family spoke at home) when she was 5. She attended New York University and then transferred to the University of Michigan.

She began to act in 1989, when she landed roles in The X-Files and Hercules: The Legendary Journeys. Then she landed the role of Ling Woo on Alley McBeal. I never watched that show, as the commercials alone annoyed the crap out of me. That said, I do remember a lesbian kissing scene being talked about a lot that happened on the show. And, for those who never saw it or wish to relive it here it is!


The first time I was introduced to her, though, was in the badass revenge flick Payback where she played a dominatrix. She looked so hot in the S&M gear! I mean I was drooling looking at her. I think I fell in love with her right then and there!

She starred in both Charlie Angels movies. I truly hate those movies, but I will say this, Lucy is light years hotter than either Drew Barrymore or Cameron Diaz. More enjoyable, to me, was Ballistic: Eks Vs. Sever. Though, the fans and critics didn't agree, but that does not really matter to me.

My favorite movie starring her has to be Kill Bill Vol. 1. She was also in the decent but nothing great Domino starring the lovely Kiera Knightly. Much better than that is highly enjoyable and violent Lucky Number Slevin. She has also been on various TV shows including Futurama (where she played herself!) and The Simpsons.

The next project of hers, that I really liked was the underrated horror/action film Rise: Blood Hunter where she plays a vampire. She also gets nude and goes lesbo, including with Carla Gugino! Yum!! Here she is with the delicious Cameron Richardson in that movie.


Lucy has one of the most beautiful faces ever with gorgeous, porcelain skin. Also stunning is her gorgeous, long black hair and sexy legs. But, beyond that she's a great actress and has long been one of my favs. Even if I don't like the project she's doing, I'm always happy to see her in one.

The Master’s Spotlight on Bobbi Starr

It's been quite some time since I've written for X-Ratednews.com. The site had not been updated for many a months, but it's been back for a while now. And, I'm happy to say that I've made my return to writing for the site. This means, I'm bringing back my spotlight on a gorgeous porn star. This week it's the beautiful Bobbi Starr! You can read it here: http://x-ratednews.com/the-masters-spotlight-on-bobbi-starr.html

A Quickie (Interview) with Burning Angel's Kleio at Exxxotica NJ 2011

All pictures courtesy of Negative Pop.

At Exxxotica NJ on November 2011, I got to talk to one of the cutest, sweetest, most bubbly, and sexy babes in the biz right now, Burning Angel's lovely Kleio Valentien. It's a pretty short little talk, but I can assure it was a lot of fun to conduct.

Gio- How did you get into the business?

Klieo- Well, I started out doing nude photos for people in Austin, and then one day I was watching Burning Angel porn. And, I was like I wanna fucking do that! And, so I applied and the rest is fucking history!

Gio- What’s the best thing about being a Burning Angel girl?

Kleio- They treat you so well, and they let you do whatever the hell you want!

Gio- What’s the best thing about working with Joanna Angel?

Kleio- She’s awesome! The best thing about working with Joanna are her hands! They kind of just fit in places.

Gio- Who’s your favorite person to work with?

Kleio- My favorite person to work with would have to be Chad Albert. We did a scene, and I had a crush on him. He was all sweating on me! And, it’s one of the hottest scenes I have ever done!

Gio- What movie is that on?

Kleio- No Panties Allowed 2.

Gio- What do you have coming up?

Kleio- Well, my latest one to come out is Kung Fu Fucking, but I’m gonna have a bunch of stuff coming out next year.

Gio- What do you do when your not doing porn?

Kleio- I just like to ride my bike, listening to music.

Gio- Any final words?

Kleio- Check us out at Burning Angel!

Random Hotness XII: Beyond the Hotness

This is the first random hotness of the year! So get yourself a six-pack, relax, and enjoy the babes!

Puma Swede- Tall, impossibly leggy, busty, sexy, blonde, blue-eyed. That reads like a description for a girl that is many a man's fantasy, and this Swedish goddess is just that. She is so fucking hot that even if you are not into blondes it would be impossible to not fall for her. Or to be reaching for a ton of tissues while watching one of her scenes.
She's been in the biz quite some time. Enough so that she gets MILF roles now. And, I'm very into seeing her in scenes like that. Actually, I'm just very much into seeing her! I mean look at her! She's delicious! But, as a fan of girl-girl stuff the one thing that really makes me flip out is seeing her with her other chicks:

My God when I saw her with Mariah Milano, I thought I was gonna go crazy!

Same with when I saw her with Ava Devine!!!

Yes, Puma is too fucking sexy. She can, like her namesake, pounce on me any day she wants to!! I wanna be her prey!

Ava Devine- Speaking of the beautiful Ava Devine, man, I have been on a total kick of her pics and scenes as of late! There is nasty and then there is Ms. Devine. Few women in the biz are as out and out dirty as she is. She's up for just about anything.
And, I don't know if anyone is a better dirty talker than her! When she says something nasty, and I just turn to pudding! And, if she's playing a MILF type role in the scene, well then I'm pretty much done!!!


I've mentioned how much I like girl-girl, and if your looking for a really hot, nasty, lesbian scene with her, then, I suggest you track down her scene with Veronica Jett in Decadent Divas XXIX. It's fucking amazing I'm tell you! With lots of fetishes covered: Asian, smoking, boot licking, lesbian, and younger/ older woman! It's like fucking heaven!!




Asa Akira- I would like to take this chance to congratulate, in public, the gorgeous Asa Akira, who won XBIZ's Female Performer of the Year!!! She didn't win Female Performer of the Year at AVN, though. She was beaten by the beautiful Bobbi Starr. Either of them are worthy of the award, though, so I'm cool with that. Anyway, the stunning Ms. Akira won a shitload more of awards, sweeping up just about everything else she's was nominated for!! It really couldn't have happened to a person who deserves it more!






Viva Bianca- Spartacus: Vengeance is on Starz!! Which means one of the best shows in the world is back. Sadly, the lead star Andy Whitfield passed away due to his battle with lymphoma. His replacement Liam McItyre looked excellent in the season premiere and the show seems as badass as ever!!
Plus, it gave us the return of the gorgeous Ms. Bianca, who was topless in her first scene in the series! Thank you God, Starz, and Ms. Bianca!!!






Dichen Lachman- Another show I love that is back on is the awesome US take on Britain's Being Human. This season might be even better than the last one. And, one reason is the fact that geek TV show favorite and former Hot Asian Girl of the Month Dichen Lachman is playing an evil vampire that Aidan has to look after. I would love to look after her! Especially as a vamp! That's just hot!!!!